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Guest Post: Buying vs. Rescuing
This guest post is by a regular reader; you may know her from the comments section as “Charm”.
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The Rescue Fetish
I recently traded for a new horse. Believe me, I really tried to turn Sugar into a forever horse; she just wasn’t the one for me. She needed someone younger, who didn’t mind the dancing, prancing, and sometimes manic behavior of an 11 year old mare who consistently wanted to GOOOOO…
Yes, I traded her away. In her place is a much quieter, more laid back little mare who is already squirming her way into my heart. Sugar’s new owner seems very happy so far, I’m happy, and the other people involved are happy. Of course there are a few grumbles, elsewhere—just a few little whispers on the wind—why didn’t I rescue instead of buying? Why didn’t I SAVE A HORSE?
Oh believe me, I considered rescue. I’ve actually rescued horses before. I thought about getting something from Camelot, or one of the hundred other venues that are popping up like Orville Redenbacher in a high powered microwave. So I looked online, and I looked at what was out there. The pressure to rescue instead of purchasing is huge; shopping for a horse is like trying to watch a PBS special during their fund raising period; I try to enjoy the show, but all around are voices demanding that I donate. So I looked at the rescue posts. I looked at the brokered horses. Unfortunately, I discovered that I was far too picky. My list of demands is just too…well… demanding.
- I would like a sound horse. Yes, I know it; it’s really unreasonable for me to want a horse I can ride. And because I want the horse to be sound longer than a week or a month, I’m also demanding a horse without a structural defect that is going to turn into lameness soon.
- I would like to try out the horse first. I get it—the truck is coming! Someone is going to buy her first! I can’t go to the feedlot or babies in Africa will starve to death! That doesn’t change the fact that I want to try the horse out. Otherwise it’s like buying clothing at Walmart without trying it on first—it might fit nicely, or it might not. At least at Walmart my purchase is $3 on the clearance rack, instead of hundreds. Besides, I can return items at Walmart.
- Papers that are up to date would be nice. I don’t need to breed or show, nor do I get a kick out of waving my papers in random strangers’ faces screaming, “Look! Her great granddaddy is Northern Dancer!” However, I do like knowing where my horse came from, who handled her, and whether she has ever actually been ridden outside of a barn aisle in an auction lot. Unfortunately, in this modern day world of genetic diseases, I won’t even look at a stock horse anymore without a set of papers; HYPP is too heartbreaking.
- I want to pay what the horse is worth. I just read a Facebook post that was trying desperately to find this lovely nice Tennessee Walking Horse mare a nice new home. She deserved it! She was in terrible danger! She was going to slaughter! She was ON THE FEED LOT! And for the low low reasonable price of $600 plus Coggins plus shots plus quarantine plus shipping she could be mine.
~insert announcer’s voice~ “Now taking all major credit cards and wire transfers and first born sons”
Folks, that is not rescue. You are buying a horse off of a feed lot from a seller who is checking to see if he can make a lot more money by selling his horses to private buyers like us. We want to save them all, and instead we have created a fake industry in which horses at certain auctions are sold for a higher price, just so a dealer can spin the ‘rescue’ angle and make a few hundred dollars. Think about it; they have companies that will ship anywhere in the U.S., they have people who will quarantine your horse for you (for a price of course), and they can pull blood for a little bit of nothing, almost any day of the week. It’s an entire industry, in existence because we are desperate as an equine society to ‘save them all’.
Some of these organizations are truly legitimate. Some of them truly care about the horses. That isn’t my point. My point is actually this: Why buy a horse like that when you can take your money and go to a quality breeding or training farm and purchase a horse that has been well treated, well trained, and well kept? Imagine what kind of world we would have if we personally visited the farm of the horse we wished to purchase? You go there, and you see happy, healthy horses, owners and trainers and breeders who know how to care for horses, and a facility that is clearly safe and healthy. THIS is where you should spend your money. There may not be that horrid tug on your heartstrings—you know, the one you get when your prospective purchase is standing knee deep in muck, with dingle berries hanging from his belly and hips, nibbling old straw—but this way your money is going to someone who will spend it wisely.
There are great rescues out there, places that carefully vet, feed, and retrain their horses and then offer such horses for a reasonable adoption fee to the RIGHT new owner. Such places take their time to make sure the horse matches the new owner. There is no pressure on the buyer/adopter, and like the better farms in the world, the owners of these facilities are trying to create a long term home for the horse. So tell me, where have you been that deserves a shout out? What farm has well cared for horses? Which people in our industry deserve to get that money you were going to spend bailing out some unknown skinny mistreated wreck? Wouldn’t it be lovely if we changed society so that you received maximum credit for purchasing your horses from a quality caring organization, instead of getting credit for buying a horse sight-unseen from the other side of the country so you could save it?
Well, I guess we know who the liar is now!

Many of you are already aware of the “rescue war” going on between NorCal/aka HorsePlus and AAA Equine Rescue in California. AAA went running around the web crying that those meanies at NorCal had unfairly harassed them and had somehow effected an illegal seizure of their horses. When I went to the AAA web site, my comment was that I saw things that made me think all was not golden over there. Like this idiot getting on what I assume is a very green horse given that it’s shown on the “training” page … wearing a mechanical hackamore and a chain over the nose? REALLY?
And their complete and miserable failure to successfully rehab old horses, although that does not keep them from riding them (you can find plenty of pics of helmetless kids on scrawny horses all over their site). Turns out that was an accurate observation — here’s a video of the AAA chick, Christina Villalobos, chatting merrily away about what a shitty faux rescuer she is.
You know what, I am a pretty reasonable person. I wouldn’t fault a rescuer for saying they can’t afford to put, say, a $5000 colic surgery into a 24 year old. But saying you will not FEED them properly because you can’t adopt them out? Um, feeding them properly is not that expensive, and from the looks of your ass, you do not scrimp on your own groceries. Nobody held a gun to your head and forced you to take in a 24 year old mare that was going to cost extra to feed. You did it because you’re an attention whore who wants to run around having people say how awesome she is. Oh, and by the way, plenty of us have no problem adopting out horses in their 20s…the fact that ours don’t look like scarecrows does probably help with that!
I have seen rescue wars. I have seen a LOT of rescue wars. And yes, MANY of them are DUMB and have nothing to do with any legitimate complaint but merely stem from the Presidents’ differences of opinion about topics like horse care, choice of trainers, whether or not X horse being euthanized was justified, how to handle returns and of course who is talking shit about who on the Interwebz. But in this case, I think it’s safe to say that NorCal/HorsePlus has been soundly proven to be the innocent party, and that Butte County’s seizure of horses from Christina’s faux rescue was 100% justifiable. Christina needs to STFU now, because bashing another rescue simply isn’t going to distract anyone from her absolute and miserable failure to help horses which culminated in their seizure by authorities. Another one bites the dust, and let’s hope people start getting the message that faux rescuing is NOT a good way to make a buck!
I am one of those people that thinks there is NOTHING in the whole world as cute as a three year old Thoroughbred, and this guy is seriously one of the cutest!
This is Chief, and he’s over at Mid-Atlantic Horse Rescue in Maryland. He’s recently off the track and learning about his new life (and that yes, he CAN put his cute little face down). If you are looking for a very cute pocket-pony prospect to work on over the winter, check him out for sure!







