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Getting back to the title of the blog…

“2 yr old Polish Arab May-15-09 (cremello) Stallion 15 hand started. Excellent ground manners ~ gentle ~ bomb proof To approved home ONLY $1000″

ONLY! Well, damn, what a deal! Sign me right up! I have always wanted a faux cremello Polish Arabian stallion whose only Arabian characteristic is his ears.

(Psst…Jeff? Since Arabians don’t even come in cremello – not that this horse is one, anyway, he’s probably a buttermilk buckskin but it’s hard to tell with the winter hair on – do you suppose he might not really be purebred? I mean, that and the fact that he LOOKS LIKE A DAMN LOW-END QH EXCEPT FOR THE EARS?)

And strangely, he is $1000 today but two weeks ago, he was free. Witness the previous ad:


Horses Need Approved Home – $1 (Lakebay)

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Date: 2011-01-16, 6:42PM PST
Reply to: see below

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6 yr old Golden Palomino Stallion 15 hand very gentle started, but green (kid safe) FREE to approved home ONLY

21 yr old Appaloosa mare 15.1 hands extensively trained in Western & English very sound & bomb proof (registered) FREE to approved home ONLY

12 yr old Egyptian Arab mare 15 hands gaited, extensive training ~ very intelligent FREE to approved home ONLY

5 yr old Polish Arab gelding (bay roan) ridden once but green ~ excellent ground manners ~ very attentive FREE to approved home ONLY

2 yr old Polish Arab (cremello) Stallion 15 hand started. Excellent ground manners ~ gentle ~ bomb proof FREE to approved home ONLY

22 yr old Golden Palomino mare 15.1 hand bomb proof ~ extensive training (retired gaming horse) registered ~ loves children FREE to approved home ONLY

3 yr old Overo Quarter Horse mare 14.3 hand double registered (double blue eyes) very gentle bomb proof, ridden 4 times, started needs finishing, loves children, VERY playful $500 O.B.O.

10 yr old American Saddle Bred gelding 16.1 hands extremely gaited (gentleman) bomb proof ~ was a rescue, don’t know extent of training FREE to approved home ONLY

These horses are FREE to approved homes ONLY – NO NEED TO CALL MEAT MAN

Call Jeff 360-204-2024

I will leave you all to wonder how a 2 year old that has just been started can be “bomb proof.” But hey, for those of you who complain that you want to see a Fugly Horse of the Day, there’s your winner! Now for God’s sake, geld that critter before it makes more fugly little fat-necked, triangle-headed yaklets!


Keep it up, a whole new generation of suckers are being born!


Posted on Los Angeles Craigslist:


3 year old fancy Thoroughbred gelding – $575
Date: 2011-01-16, 9:09AM PST
Reply to: sale-5chhk-2163358861@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Rookie ~ ON THE FEEDLOT ~ $ 575 3 – 4 yr old, 16h, bay TB gelding. We were told by the FLO this horse has been started but he was pretty spooked by the saddle blanket so we opted not to ride him. He is a fancy, well put together TB that looks like he could do anything asked of him if he was trained. He is a little shy but once we spend time with him his curious nature blossomed. If you are looking for a fancy project this gelding is the perfect match.

This horse is on a feedlot in Zillah, Wa. awaiting shipment to slaughter. He is available for sale to the public for a short time after which he will be shipped to a Canadian slaughterhouse for processing.

Calls only: 509-952-3866

Many more photos here:

http://rebelsequinefeedlotsales.myfastforum.org/Available_Horses_about36.html

To give these feedlot horses the best chance of being purchased and saved from slaughter please share this information with your friends, local horse community and any online social networking sites you may use. Thank-you!!


Sound familiar? It should. It’s the infamous Samantha Milbredt of Columbia Basin Equine Rescue, now operating with two NEW names, Rebel’s Equine Feedlot Sales and Phantom Meadow Equine. The latter claims to be a nonprofit, but they are not even registered as a charity in the State of Washington! Same shit, different name…Google the phone number in quotes and you will see it is a contact number for both of these organizations AND CBER. In fact, a post about the Icelandics that were at the feedlot a month or so ago clearly states to call $am at that number, and I found it used many times as a contact number for her during the CBER days.

So, what is wrong with that, you might ask? Well, let me show you some previous blogs that might tell you a thing or two about $am and her pals, and why they are one of the worst things to ever happen to horse rescue. They are responsible for souring SO many people on the idea of EVER rescuing or even donating to a rescue. I’d go so far as to say $am is the main person responsible for making ” horse rescue” a dirty word to people in the Pacific Northwest.

Repost: $150 for a bullet and other CBER fairy tales

Columbia Basin Equine Restaurant strikes again!

Part Two of As The Rescue Implodes

I was being too kind just calling him an ignorant cowboy

If you don’t want to read the links, I’ll make it very simple: $am and friends marked up horses far beyond kill price, splitting the profits with Chuck Walker, who owns the feedlot, and laughing all the way to the bank. They misrepresented age, soundness and condition to sell horses, and frequently sent desperately ill horses off to new homes at which they either died or infected otherwise healthy horses. They dodged questions, banned anyone who dared to ask them from their message board, deleted posts, flatly refused to take back horses that proved dangerous, sent horses to homes they’d NEVER checked out — homes full of barbed wire, junk, no money for feed, and in one memorable instance, a psycho who had sex with horses — collected money to “bail” horses and then collected money AGAIN from adopters without ever having so much as done the horse’s feet while in their care, let other rescues clean up their mess a ZILLION times (I know rescues that STILL have ex-CBER horses), allowed horses to go to slaughter that HAD been paid for, allowed horses to go to slaughter that they were sick of feeding, shot at least two old Arabian mares without ever once informing the donors who had paid for them that they needed a place to go, refused to provide status updates on horses that donors had paid for, flat out lied to donors about whether horses were even alive, and I could go on forever but it all leads to this…

…to keep people from being scammed out of their hard-earned cash and having a terrible experience with rescue and to prevent horses from winding up in an even worse situation than they were already in, please share this information with your friends, local horse community and any online social networking sites you may use.

It’s up to you folks…they are running around on Craigslist everywhere, just like they used to, assuming we’ve all forgotten about them. Spread the word.

FIFTEEN DOLLARS A DAY FOR QUARANTINE BOARD AT YOUR YAKIMA FARM, $AM? What the fuck are you smoking?

And stop describing a horse as “been there, done that” when it is on a damn feedlot and you rode it for five minutes. UGH!


On a happier topic, you guys all know how much I love the rescued ex-broodmares! The one I posted for MAHR found a home – now let’s see if we can find one for Nike, who is over at Shiloh Horse Rescue in Nevada. Nike is 15, and despite having a belly that says she put a bunch of little racehorses in someone’s field, she was dumped and is looking for a riding home. She’s sound and shiny and just needs the right person who isn’t scared of a light-sided and forward Thoroughbred to work on fine-tuning her after-the-track riding.

File Under: No shit, Sherlock!


Craigslist train wreck of the day…I’m printing it in its entirety but please do not be an idiot and call the number or e-mail to harrass them. Give someone a chance to rescue what looks to be a lovely horse (and if you get him, please let us know!).
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A horse isn’t a good Xmas Present – $700 (Lyte/LaCoaste)
Date: 2010-12-30, 10:08AM CST
Reply to: sale-rt3qp-2135889984@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Ok so a horse isn’t the best Xmas Present for 4 little girls so we are now selling this 3 yr old registered Thoroughbred Gelding. He is broke and has coggins paperwork. Also his registration paper work goes with him. I’ll also through in the halter and lead rope. I don’t have any other tack because I just borrowed it. The kids refuse to ride it cause he is so tall. I paid $900 for him 2 weeks ago I would really like to get rid of him quick so I am willing to take a loss. please call 210-748-5677 (no endless emails)


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Other ad, posted December 31: 3yr old Bay Gelding for sale. He is broke and does ride he is shoed need to sell quickly. $700 OBO.

I know nothing about horses, don’t ask
No I can NOT Deliver I have no trailer
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So they bought a three year old, most likely fresh off the track Thoroughbred for their four little girls, put him in the backyard with a wading pool for a water trough and it hasn’t worked out? NO, REALLY?

Oh, and they can’t AFFORD a horse either, as evidenced by another CL ad of theirs I found. I am NOT making this up. “Have you got a hog problem? I’m looking to fill my freezer with meat. I am not a trophy hunter I’m just trying to feed my kids. Please call 210-748-5677.”

(insert huge sigh)

The bad choices people make when it comes to horses never fail to amaze me — but then again, they admit they “know nothing about horses.” Why would you GET a horse when you know nothing about horses? Would you get a car if you did not have a driver’s license? It’s just nuts.

That said, let’s talk about how you do actually select a horse for your kid(s). First of all, if you know nothing about horses, you are not qualified to own a horse. Horses are large, complicated animals with touchy digestive tracts, among other issues. If you want your kid to have a horse and you intend to keep him at home, you need to take lessons – not necessarily riding lessons, but care and handling lessons. Many trainers will be happy to help you out, and you can use resources like Rate My Horse Pro as well as good old Google to get recommendations and find out something about the trainers in your area.

Next, don’t assume that horses naturally love kids. They are not Golden Retrievers (and heck, not even all of those love kids!) You need to find the right horse for your child’s experience level and your child’s disposition. For example, if your kid is confident and loves to go fast, a feisty and high-energy pony may be a perfect match, but that same pony would be a train wreck for a child who is less experienced or easily frightened. (If your kid doesn’t ride yet and you don’t know how he/she will be as a rider, discard the entire idea of buying a horse and get your kid into lessons!)

Don’t assume that small = good — there are many unsuitable ponies and extremely suitable 16-handers. Also don’t assume that senior horses are always quiet. I have owned 25 year old hot potatoes and so have many of my readers! The best way to find a great kid’s horse is to find one that has been successfully packing around a kid who is about your kid’s age and similar in riding ability, and some of the best places to find those horses are by talking to your local 4-H club, Pony Club, saddle clubs, or just hanging out at open shows, playdays, and local rodeos and talking to people. Most horsepeople really do want to welcome beginners into the sport, and want to give free advice, but just take it all with a grain of salt and double check things online, especially any advice that sounds like it MIGHT be shady/cheesy! Your instincts can help you out, even if you do not know much about horses yourself — most of us can smell b.s. unless we stubbornly ignore our feelings. :)

If your kid wants to show, and is with a trainer, you do need to involve your trainer in your horse-shopping. Otherwise you are very likely to come home with something cute but unsuitable and that is going to be hard on everybody, and hardest of all on your wallet! Now, if your kid just wants to trail ride or do low level playdays and stuff, then your best bet might be recruiting an experienced friend to help you shop.

Horses that are never, never, never suitable for your kid include:
a) Stallions
b) Horses freshly off the racetrack. Ex-racehorses can be great kids’ horses – but not until well after they have had a chance to “detox” and completed several months of retraining.
c) Horses that are not yet trained to ride. No, they cannot learn together. This includes baby horses that are too young to ride. Don’t do it. Ditto pregnant mares. You need a foal like you need a huge, bloody hole in your head. Trust me on this.
d) Horses that have a bad ground vice, such as biting, striking or kicking or a bad riding vice, such as rearing, bucking more than a little crow-hop, or bolting. Kids just aren’t (yes, there is an exception to every rule) capable of consistently disciplining these behaviors and avoiding injury while doing so. Most horses don’t do these things. Avoid horses that do.

Finally, before you even think about buying your kid a horse, ask yourself if the kid has demonstrated the necessary responsibility level. Has he/she consistently taken care of another, smaller pet, or have you had to help? If you don’t mind helping, fine, but realize that a horse is a 365 day a year commitment. That stall will need to be cleaned every single day. The horse will need to be fed at least twice a day every single day in the winter, even if you have enough pasture in the summer to avoid that. And horses have an amazing ability to get sick or hurt at the worst times – Christmas Day, your anniversary, your cousin’s wedding. In general, I think 99.9% of first time horse owners are better off boarding their horse for just these reasons. If you’re at a good barn, crises can be handled with little to no involvement on your part other than whipping out your credit card. Having a horse at home isn’t like having a dog at home — it is a heck of a lot of work and it can get old fast. Not to mention that most kids don’t even stick with riding if it’s not a social event with other kids, and that riding all alone isn’t safe, so if your horse is at home, you may spend a lot of time supervising horsey time.

All right, readers! What other advice would you give about how to pick out a horse for your child? What mistakes did you make, or did you hit the jackpot and get a wonderful babysitter horse on the first try?


Here is a fun video! Brandy and Katie were rescued out of the Enumclaw Sale’s kill pen a few weeks ago and are very kindly being fostered by Fox Creek Farm. This is only one week post-rescue and look how happy the girls are! They are classic examples of the kind of sweet, sound horses who go to kill all the time, so all I can say is STFU, Sue Walrus – YOU go to a slaughterhouse, heaven knows there is a surplus of loud-mouthed, unethical politicians with poor impulse control TOO.

Both of these mares are available for adoption through Second Chance Ranch, so just send an e-mail if you’d like to learn more!

A skunk by any other name…still stinks!

When I started getting urgent e-mails about the 62 Icelandics dumped at a feedlot in Yakima that had to be bailed out immediately because THE TRUCK WAS COMING, I just knew I’d heard that line before and the location was the same. My suspicions were confirmed when a friend called that oh-so-famous kill pen in Zillah, Washington and was told she could not buy a horse directly from the kill buyer because “he didn’t want to cut $am out.”

What do I tell you guys? A leopard does not change her spots, and our old friend $amantha Milbredt/Panayotopolus (I have no idea how bad I butchered that, it’s early and I just started drinking coffee) is back hard at work, begging for money online (this was posted on EVERY Craigslist all the way down the West coast) so that she can collect double and triple for horses, some of which will undoubtedly go back onto the truck at a later date or get shot because, fuck, she sure as hell is not gonna feed them at her expense. Call it CBER, call it Rebel’s Equine Feedlot Sales, call it Phantom Meadows, it doesn’t matter. It’s the same old partnership of $am and Chuck, sitting around drinking beer and plotting to divest every soft-hearted person with an Internet connection of their retirement savings. Chuck, not being the brightest crayon in the box, doesn’t even try to hide his business relationship with the Queen of All Faux Rescuing. And amazingly, the Internet is STILL full of people who haven’t heard the history, so let me provide it for you yet again:

Previous blog on CBER.

Another previous blog on CBER.

Yep, more CBER.

Former CBER “wonderful” foster home – cruelty charges.

Now, I do not know who dumped 62 Icelandics but I am SURE someone in the Icelandic community does. I mean, they are Icelandics, not Quarter Horses. This is going to come out if it hasn’t already. I haven’t had time to read all the drama elsewhere on this topic. I am completely baffled at why this person did not try to place them privately rather than hand them off to a kill buyer. I am pretty darn sure I could find homes for 62 Icelandics, too. They are rare enough and people think they are cool enough that it would be kind of like saying, hey, who wants a Coach purse, we have a couple dozen extra?

I hear they’re all off the lot. Of course they are. Happy Halloween to $am. She must be laughing her ass off hysterically as she drives around in her NEW truck and trailer…that some of you kind-hearted folks who just don’t do your research are paying for. Think about that next time you send money to a rescue with no history, that you know nothing about, that sure as hell isn’t GFAS accredited. Hell, if you don’t care where your money goes, you can send it to me. I’d like a BMW. At least I’ll really buy a BMW with it, and I promise it will have a great home!


Remember Zoe, the very cute Arabian mare pictured in this blog entry? Her kid moved on to a Thoroughbred and her next home did not work out so she is once again available. Very nice teenaged, extremely pretty and sound Arabian mare that does drill, has been shown 4-H and rides on trails and the beach. Seattle area. E-mail Juliane for info. Adoption fee/contract applies – good home is most important! Great all-around kind of mare for a teen to do a lot of different stuff with. Papers went poof along the way but I’d bet a thousand bucks this mare is well bred and probably straight Egyptian. The picture shown today is a recent one – she’s in fabulous condition and ready to go!

OK, that’s it! Let’s write the equine ownership test today!

From Craigslist (of course!)

 

READY TO BE STARTED PROJECT PALIMENO! – $300 (ALLYN)

 

COME TAKE A LOOK THIS FUN LOVING 2YEAR OLD BOY!
He has been mald by kids of all ages , will be a easy start already been saddled.
DALLES could make someone a all around pony
sired by “Diamonds hobby” apha
dam was a section “B” welsh ( bigger type)
NEEDS TO BE GONE BY THS WEEK END OR MY HUSBEND WILL GET RID OF HIM
ALL TRADES WELCOME
WOULD LIKE A STARTED BEEF CALF!!
will post pics yoday


You know, this one actually took me a while! I could not for the life of me figure out at first what “mald” might be. Then I finally realized, she means mauled. This, of course, gave me the mental image of three helmetless, barefoot children riding him around the pasture as a yearling. We shall see if that is indeed what is shown in the pictures if they go up on “yoday.” I’m not sure if that comes before or after Monday but I guess we shall see!

 

It goes without saying that it’s frightening that this woman made it through high school and is apparently reproducing, not to mention possibly breeding Quarter ponies that have to be gone by the weekend or her “husbend” will take matters into his grimy little hands himself. But let’s face it, some variation of the ad is repeated all over the country on a daily basis. Many of you have posted that there should be a license to own horses, just like a license to drive a car. Let’s talk about that in more detail today. What questions would you like to put on that test, if it did exist?

 

I’ll start it off and then you guys can run with it. Here, in no order at all, are some things I think a horse licensing exam should include:

 

1. At what age can a colt become sexually mature and able to sire a foal?

 

2. Is it harder on a horse’s legs to gallop up or down a hill?

 

3. What are some signs that a horse may be starting to colic?

 

4. What is a basic test to see if your saddle fits your horse?

 

5. (showing pictures) Which of these horses is normal, healthy weight?

 

6. How much does it cost to feed the average horse for one year? (this answer would, of course, be adjusted by area)

 

7. How often should a horse’s hooves be trimmed?

 

8. True or false – it is normal for an older horse to be underweight, and there is nothing you can do about it.

 

9. Why would a horse rear? Choose as many answers as may apply.

 

10. True or false – It is a good idea to buy a young horse so that he and your child can grow up together and really forge a bond.

 

I’m sure I could write 200 questions, but I want to hear from all of you. What would go on your test?  Think of questions that apply to any breed and any discipline. What do you wish people HAD to know before owning a horse?


This is Nevada, who gave birth to her baby at the Fallon feedlot on Christmas. Yet another broodmare, dumped before she even gave birth, with no training. A big hooray to Shiloh Horse Rescue for starting yet another horse under saddle and giving her a future! Nevada is available for adoption.
 

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