Posts Tagged ‘Craigslist crap’
Getting back to the title of the blog…
“2 yr old Polish Arab May-15-09 (cremello) Stallion 15 hand started. Excellent ground manners ~ gentle ~ bomb proof To approved home ONLY $1000″
ONLY! Well, damn, what a deal! Sign me right up! I have always wanted a faux cremello Polish Arabian stallion whose only Arabian characteristic is his ears.
(Psst…Jeff? Since Arabians don’t even come in cremello – not that this horse is one, anyway, he’s probably a buttermilk buckskin but it’s hard to tell with the winter hair on – do you suppose he might not really be purebred? I mean, that and the fact that he LOOKS LIKE A DAMN LOW-END QH EXCEPT FOR THE EARS?)
And strangely, he is $1000 today but two weeks ago, he was free. Witness the previous ad:
Horses Need Approved Home – $1 (Lakebay)
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6 yr old Golden Palomino Stallion 15 hand very gentle started, but green (kid safe) FREE to approved home ONLY 21 yr old Appaloosa mare 15.1 hands extensively trained in Western & English very sound & bomb proof (registered) FREE to approved home ONLY 12 yr old Egyptian Arab mare 15 hands gaited, extensive training ~ very intelligent FREE to approved home ONLY 5 yr old Polish Arab gelding (bay roan) ridden once but green ~ excellent ground manners ~ very attentive FREE to approved home ONLY 2 yr old Polish Arab (cremello) Stallion 15 hand started. Excellent ground manners ~ gentle ~ bomb proof FREE to approved home ONLY 22 yr old Golden Palomino mare 15.1 hand bomb proof ~ extensive training (retired gaming horse) registered ~ loves children FREE to approved home ONLY 3 yr old Overo Quarter Horse mare 14.3 hand double registered (double blue eyes) very gentle bomb proof, ridden 4 times, started needs finishing, loves children, VERY playful $500 O.B.O. 10 yr old American Saddle Bred gelding 16.1 hands extremely gaited (gentleman) bomb proof ~ was a rescue, don’t know extent of training FREE to approved home ONLY These horses are FREE to approved homes ONLY – NO NEED TO CALL MEAT MAN Call Jeff 360-204-2024 I will leave you all to wonder how a 2 year old that has just been started can be “bomb proof.” But hey, for those of you who complain that you want to see a Fugly Horse of the Day, there’s your winner! Now for God’s sake, geld that critter before it makes more fugly little fat-necked, triangle-headed yaklets!
File Under: No shit, Sherlock!

Craigslist train wreck of the day…I’m printing it in its entirety but please do not be an idiot and call the number or e-mail to harrass them. Give someone a chance to rescue what looks to be a lovely horse (and if you get him, please let us know!).
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A horse isn’t a good Xmas Present – $700 (Lyte/LaCoaste)
Date: 2010-12-30, 10:08AM CST
Reply to: sale-rt3qp-2135889984@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Ok so a horse isn’t the best Xmas Present for 4 little girls so we are now selling this 3 yr old registered Thoroughbred Gelding. He is broke and has coggins paperwork. Also his registration paper work goes with him. I’ll also through in the halter and lead rope. I don’t have any other tack because I just borrowed it. The kids refuse to ride it cause he is so tall. I paid $900 for him 2 weeks ago I would really like to get rid of him quick so I am willing to take a loss. please call 210-748-5677 (no endless emails)

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Other ad, posted December 31: 3yr old Bay Gelding for sale. He is broke and does ride he is shoed need to sell quickly. $700 OBO.
I know nothing about horses, don’t ask
No I can NOT Deliver I have no trailer
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So they bought a three year old, most likely fresh off the track Thoroughbred for their four little girls, put him in the backyard with a wading pool for a water trough and it hasn’t worked out? NO, REALLY?
Oh, and they can’t AFFORD a horse either, as evidenced by another CL ad of theirs I found. I am NOT making this up. “Have you got a hog problem? I’m looking to fill my freezer with meat. I am not a trophy hunter I’m just trying to feed my kids. Please call 210-748-5677.”
(insert huge sigh)
The bad choices people make when it comes to horses never fail to amaze me — but then again, they admit they “know nothing about horses.” Why would you GET a horse when you know nothing about horses? Would you get a car if you did not have a driver’s license? It’s just nuts.
That said, let’s talk about how you do actually select a horse for your kid(s). First of all, if you know nothing about horses, you are not qualified to own a horse. Horses are large, complicated animals with touchy digestive tracts, among other issues. If you want your kid to have a horse and you intend to keep him at home, you need to take lessons – not necessarily riding lessons, but care and handling lessons. Many trainers will be happy to help you out, and you can use resources like Rate My Horse Pro as well as good old Google to get recommendations and find out something about the trainers in your area.
Next, don’t assume that horses naturally love kids. They are not Golden Retrievers (and heck, not even all of those love kids!) You need to find the right horse for your child’s experience level and your child’s disposition. For example, if your kid is confident and loves to go fast, a feisty and high-energy pony may be a perfect match, but that same pony would be a train wreck for a child who is less experienced or easily frightened. (If your kid doesn’t ride yet and you don’t know how he/she will be as a rider, discard the entire idea of buying a horse and get your kid into lessons!)
Don’t assume that small = good — there are many unsuitable ponies and extremely suitable 16-handers. Also don’t assume that senior horses are always quiet. I have owned 25 year old hot potatoes and so have many of my readers! The best way to find a great kid’s horse is to find one that has been successfully packing around a kid who is about your kid’s age and similar in riding ability, and some of the best places to find those horses are by talking to your local 4-H club, Pony Club, saddle clubs, or just hanging out at open shows, playdays, and local rodeos and talking to people. Most horsepeople really do want to welcome beginners into the sport, and want to give free advice, but just take it all with a grain of salt and double check things online, especially any advice that sounds like it MIGHT be shady/cheesy! Your instincts can help you out, even if you do not know much about horses yourself — most of us can smell b.s. unless we stubbornly ignore our feelings.
If your kid wants to show, and is with a trainer, you do need to involve your trainer in your horse-shopping. Otherwise you are very likely to come home with something cute but unsuitable and that is going to be hard on everybody, and hardest of all on your wallet! Now, if your kid just wants to trail ride or do low level playdays and stuff, then your best bet might be recruiting an experienced friend to help you shop.
Horses that are never, never, never suitable for your kid include:
a) Stallions
b) Horses freshly off the racetrack. Ex-racehorses can be great kids’ horses – but not until well after they have had a chance to “detox” and completed several months of retraining.
c) Horses that are not yet trained to ride. No, they cannot learn together. This includes baby horses that are too young to ride. Don’t do it. Ditto pregnant mares. You need a foal like you need a huge, bloody hole in your head. Trust me on this.
d) Horses that have a bad ground vice, such as biting, striking or kicking or a bad riding vice, such as rearing, bucking more than a little crow-hop, or bolting. Kids just aren’t (yes, there is an exception to every rule) capable of consistently disciplining these behaviors and avoiding injury while doing so. Most horses don’t do these things. Avoid horses that do.
Finally, before you even think about buying your kid a horse, ask yourself if the kid has demonstrated the necessary responsibility level. Has he/she consistently taken care of another, smaller pet, or have you had to help? If you don’t mind helping, fine, but realize that a horse is a 365 day a year commitment. That stall will need to be cleaned every single day. The horse will need to be fed at least twice a day every single day in the winter, even if you have enough pasture in the summer to avoid that. And horses have an amazing ability to get sick or hurt at the worst times – Christmas Day, your anniversary, your cousin’s wedding. In general, I think 99.9% of first time horse owners are better off boarding their horse for just these reasons. If you’re at a good barn, crises can be handled with little to no involvement on your part other than whipping out your credit card. Having a horse at home isn’t like having a dog at home — it is a heck of a lot of work and it can get old fast. Not to mention that most kids don’t even stick with riding if it’s not a social event with other kids, and that riding all alone isn’t safe, so if your horse is at home, you may spend a lot of time supervising horsey time.
All right, readers! What other advice would you give about how to pick out a horse for your child? What mistakes did you make, or did you hit the jackpot and get a wonderful babysitter horse on the first try?
Here is a fun video! Brandy and Katie were rescued out of the Enumclaw Sale’s kill pen a few weeks ago and are very kindly being fostered by Fox Creek Farm. This is only one week post-rescue and look how happy the girls are! They are classic examples of the kind of sweet, sound horses who go to kill all the time, so all I can say is STFU, Sue Walrus – YOU go to a slaughterhouse, heaven knows there is a surplus of loud-mouthed, unethical politicians with poor impulse control TOO.
Both of these mares are available for adoption through Second Chance Ranch, so just send an e-mail if you’d like to learn more!
OK, that’s it! Let’s write the equine ownership test today!
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He has been mald by kids of all ages , will be a easy start already been saddled.
DALLES could make someone a all around pony
sired by “Diamonds hobby” apha
dam was a section “B” welsh ( bigger type)
NEEDS TO BE GONE BY THS WEEK END OR MY HUSBEND WILL GET RID OF HIM
ALL TRADES WELCOME
WOULD LIKE A STARTED BEEF CALF!!
will post pics yoday
You know, this one actually took me a while! I could not for the life of me figure out at first what “mald” might be. Then I finally realized, she means mauled. This, of course, gave me the mental image of three helmetless, barefoot children riding him around the pasture as a yearling. We shall see if that is indeed what is shown in the pictures if they go up on “yoday.” I’m not sure if that comes before or after Monday but I guess we shall see!
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This is Nevada, who gave birth to her baby at the Fallon feedlot on Christmas. Yet another broodmare, dumped before she even gave birth, with no training. A big hooray to Shiloh Horse Rescue for starting yet another horse under saddle and giving her a future! Nevada is available for adoption.
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