Two Fuglies for the Price of One!

Jun 16 2008

I KNOW you guys won’t want to miss out on this one. Just $1200 puts this outstanding two in one package in your pasture!

Here’s Momma! They claim this is a registered AQHA mare. I don’t know, sure looks to me like an Arab from an auction that has had a very unfortunate flipping over backwards incident…about 25 times or so. And could she be any longer? Do you suppose that tail set is where it started, or a result of whatever happened to her? Eeeeek. The only things I like on her are her head, neck, pasterns and feet…everything else is just scary.

And jeez, at least comb the huge knot out of her mane before you take a picture. Lazy much?

From their site: “MARE IS VERY EASY TO HANDLE. GREAT MOMMA AND MILKER. * FOALED A GREY COLT ON APRIL 03, 2008. WE SADLY LOST HIM TO AN ACCIDENTAL DROWNING. MARE WILL BE BRED BACK TO SMOKIN CHIC O LYNX FOR 2009.”

(I am picturing the scenario they always warn you about where if you don’t close the toilet seat, your cat can drown himself and you can find him ass-up stuck in the toilet. How exactly does a foal perish from an accidental drowning? Did he fall in a bucket? I mean, seriously, how does this even happen?)

Here’s Daddy! Well, at least he looks like a Quarter Horse. Not a very good one, but a Quarter Horse. At least he is shorter backed than Momma! Hey, I’m trying to say something nice.

Regarding both of these horses: One of the MAIN breed standard conformational points of the AQHA horse is the HIP. Neither one of these horses has one. Actually, this horse’s back end resembles a greyhound dog’s. He has a cute face, I’ll give him that. He’d be a darling gelding.

Today’s ill-considered breeding decisions were brought to you by Alexander Farms. Now, please stop breeding. Please.

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