Thank you for proving my point…yet again
Oct 25 2007
Frequent readers of this blog know that I often characterize the breeders of fugly horses as illiterate rednecks. This breeder’s response makes that point for me. Enjoy!
(My comments are in blue, as usual)
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and how can you sit there and write about a horse you have never seen or met or no anything about.you should be ashamed of your self.
I am merely commenting on pictures on the Internet. Many people comment on their opinion of President Bush, and they have not met him or seen him in person, either. I am not ashamed of myself, but I would be ashamed if I could not spell simple words such as “know” and “yourself.”
this picture of Annie was taken in march which was still winter and her baby was sold she has a winter coat which we get up here in the north.
I honestly don’t remember who Annie is, but I am quite sure I never criticized a horse for merely being furry.
and yes she might be pregnant again so what. she is healthy and happy .
The Mexican slaughterhouses thank you for keeping supply up and prices down! By the way, if you call a vet, you might be able to resolve the “might” issue. Just a thought!
do you think i care what you say about us when you have never met us of our horses,
Well, obviously you do or you wouldn’t be e-mailing. Duh.
figures a yankee has to cause shit once again.
Damn yankees! Ever since those bastards freed our slaves it’s been nothing but trouble! On behalf of my Southern friends, please stop embarassing the South.
i am still pressing charges of Theft.
OK you go talk to the cops about that, sweetie pie. You might learn something.
YOU KNOW WHAT COPY RIGHT MEANS ASSHOLE.
You bet I know what copyright means. I can spell it, too. Did you know you cannot press charges for copyright? You have to sue me in Federal Court for that. I hope that helps!
Deneze
SMOKIN HORSE RANCH/WALKERS FARM DENEZE LUJANEN & GARY WALKER WEBSITE : http://groups.msn.com/smokinhorseranch
HOME TO WF ALMIGHTY THOR AND HIS SIRE TWO EYED WADE
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FHOTD in: And these people think I’m the one making them look bad…
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Oh fer cryin’ out loud. They have a picture of a baby on that decidedly ho-hum stallion
It looks like they disabled the link (didn’t they have one?) to the pictures, also.
4Horses&Holding said…
hors por am i coreck in thinken u dunt no ur horss hav feilins, ar u dum or wat, mabee ur horss ar jist dum lik u r, my horss alll hav feilins jist lik me, they alll luv me, they alll luv eatch uther to, alll my gurl horss ar turnd livv wif there husbinds, they toled me they want to livv wif there famlies and i am NOT A FUKIN VET BUT I NO HORSS,
u nede two git a clu ur horss alll hav feilins,,,,,
OMG! This is freakin’ hilarious! “Gurl horss” and “there husbinds” ha ha ha! Thanks for the laugh!
Man, I miss out on all the fun! You west coast people are up all night while I am sawing logs.
But, I still got a good laugh this morning! Thank goodness I am alone in the office today. My boss would think I have totally lost it….
FHOTD – you really bring out the best in some people!
I am really not a cruel person, and I am pretty sure FHOTD is not, nor most of the people posting here —- BUT, when people give you so much to poke fun at — and since it truly is for the “good of our cause” – (aka stop irresponsible backyard breeding) – why not! It’s like shooting fish in a barrel -they are kind enough to keep giving us fodder!
rbohemian – You’re quite welcome. I couldn’t resist.
horsepoor – Really, I don’t think you are “dum”
luvmyfugly – Do you feel like me sometimes that you miss out on everything that happens between say 10-12pm EST? (un?)Luckily for me, I have to get up at 6 to get my kids off to school, so I am usually settled at my computer with my coffee by 7:30am, but sometimes I feel quite alone, after the west coast and Australia people, and yet before the east coast people. That’s why I keep my computer running, and check back often between laundry and (blech) housekeeping duties. Any excuse to take time from cleaning……..
I know more than a few real DVMs who would be highly insulted that this obviously ignorant, highly uneducated person would even think about claiming to be a veterinarian, much less publicly make the statement. She should be ashamed of herself. Not only is it incredibly difficult to get into vet school, it’s even harder to stick through the years and years of education, experience and expense to eventually EARN your degree and your title.
I only ask since when does being a Canadian make you a Southerner? by my triangulation that casues one to be much more Northern than even a New Yorker…
and why does Fugly horse Blog think only about slaves when they think of the South..I had imagined the South was well past that??
sadly
Tamara in TN
While I read a few horrendous undergrad papers a day in one of my classes, the majority of kids who do well in the sciences can write plainly in English. They may not be the most artistic writers and the like, but you can understand what they are saying. I have friends that go to Purdue and are pre-vet and most of them can write very, very well. It is a *VERY* competitive program to get into. I thought about doing it… but A. I don’t think I could have handled it, B. I would have had to do a sciences major most likely and C. ugh… it’s Purdue.
If any of you are IU or Purdue grads on here, you will get the humor there, I hope.
Tamara, she was MOCKING annoying people.
I really don’t get why people don’t understand sarcasm.
lauren, you can be anything on the internet. Scarily enough. Claiming to be a vet was a pathetic attempt to lend validity to herself and her BYB operation. Sad.
4Horses&Holding said…
luvmyfugly – Do you feel like me sometimes that you miss out on everything that happens between say 10-12pm EST?
Exactly! though I am not at home avoiding piles of laundry (and horse manure) – I am sitting at my desk in a very quiet office (the project that I am working on is in limbo and there’s not much more for me to do – other than post here or shop on ebay for things I didn’t even know I needed…)
So by the time I get home at 5:30ET I am all computered out – not to mention horse chores, dinner, dogs, kids, husband, and watching the Red Sox beat the Rockies — no time or desire to check in until I get back to work in the AM.
But dang, we are missing all the fun!
fourhorses, I also, didn’t mean to insinuate that YOU were avoiding laundry and horse manure,,, I meant that that’s what I would be doing if I were home….LOL
luvmyfugly – I’d rather be dealing with horse manure than laundry, but alas, the manure is outside – not piled on my living room sofa. Also, my horses can not generate as much manure as my family does laundry (I have do at LEAST 2 loads a day to stay caught up).
I am just very adept at folding one or two pieces and being distracted by something more interesting – and pretty much anything is more interesting than laundry.
4horses, I’ll have you know I’m a rocket surgeon! So don’t mess with me.
HorsePoor said…
lauren, you can be anything on the internet. Scarily enough. Claiming to be a vet was a pathetic attempt to lend validity to herself and her BYB operation. Sad.
exactly what I was going to say. Insult someone on the internet and they’ll say anything. Not only is she a vet, but her dad is a high-priced lawyer who’s gonna sue FHOTDs pants off (and then perhaps give them to her pantsless pants appies?), and her brother is a cop with high-up friends, so not only does she know what she’s talking about, we (esp. FHOTD) are all in Very Big Trouble. Because, y’know, it’s illegal to express your opinion on the internet now.
I’m pretty sure that there is something wrong with the wording of that last sentence, but I don’t care, after all, I am not a “FUCKING VET” – and I am going outside to gaze at my horses and maybe scratch a nose or two, if they’re not too far away.
um – that would be the last sentence that I typed, not anyone else.
How do you keep the horse manure outside? It’s in my living room, on my dog that likes to eat it and roll in it, in my laundry, on my shoes….Holy Hell. I have to vacuum (I hate that word, did I spell it right?) every other day.
horsepoor – if you are a rocket surgeon, than you should have no trouble duct-taping my children.
4horses— tell me – what is this “folding” you speak of? Is this a learned technique? My laundry doesn’t fold -it does however live on the sofa as yours does, then eventually finds its way into individual baskets and turned over to the children – who promptly put it back into the dirty laundry hamper…it’s a vicious cycle!
Here’s a posting from our local weekly classified ads – it makes my head hurt:
13yo dark bay standardbred gelding. Walks w/a limp but awesome beginners horse. Can’t afford to feed him this winter, hate to get rid of him. $900obo.
Does that mean you can only ride it at a trot or canter? Or do we just ignore the limp altogether?
Poor thing.
Our dog will not go under the electric fence (she made the mistake once of entering the goat pen from one side and then exiting the other). Since my horses rarely have to earn their keep, there is seldom manure in my yard, therefore she can not roll in it. Also, she is not allowed to come out of the entryway (she sleeps in at night when it’s cold), and my children are supposed to take of their shoes by the door. Still, I can (and have) swept up about 30lbs of dirt in the hallway by the back door a day. (slight exaggeration)
I actually, for some very strange, unknown reason, enjoy vacuuming. However, since we can so rarely find the floor, I don’t have to do it very often.
Unfortunately the dog I speak of is a little Shih Tzu (shit eater more like) and can scoot right under the electric rope without touching it – our other two dogs can’t much to their chagrin so he gets the good poop.
luvmyfugly
HEY! I think about 85% of the laundry I do is actually clean. I have, in fact, pulled still folded things out of the laundry hampers (I have 6 of them).
I do not fold any shirts. They all get (or are supposed to get) hung up. Socks & ‘delicates’ are theirs to match up and toss in a drawer. I fold pants (why do I bother? They never actually make it to the drawers still folded.).
I must go do something productive. I must go do something productive. I must go do something productive. I must g
boomerang said…
No sarcastabitch..I am not living in France, therefore, I am a FLUTIST…Been a professional FLUTIST for 22 years.
October 25, 2007 4:00 PM
You do not have to live in France, you merely do not have to live in the US.
I have always, as have all Europeans, known them as Flautists.
What YOU choose to call yourself, of course, is entirely your business………
She posted this on her website:
We would like to thank
“FUGLY HORSE OF THE DAY”
There have been over 5500 hits in one day
on the site…
We feel it is due to the exposure that this has caused that
7 people have paypaled a deposit for breedings to our stud…
That is 7 deposits in ONE DAY!
We are quite excited about the coming weeks..
LOL, Now we can get that “porcupine” fencing finished.
It just goes to show that every cloud has a silver lining.
She obviously has no qualms about LYING, since she LIED about being a vet and obviously LIED about the mares being bred to her ‘stallion’ that is residing in a lease situation elsewhere.
It’s a good thing you’re in Canada and can take your foals factory direct to the dogfood plant. Sure makes it easy to breed absolute SHIT.
luvmyfugly
“folding” is how you know the clothes your kids put in the laundry hamper while tidying their room are clean and simply weren’t put away, as opposed to those clothes that they actually wore and dirtied before just throwing everything fabric in the laundry hamper. Example. Three grubby, wrinkled, dirty Tshirts, four pristine, still partly folded Tshirts, all seven in the dirty clothes hamper, one child who finds it easier to toss all in the hamper rather than pick out clean ones and place them in a drawer.
I’ll try to clarify the “Yankee” statement: Amazing as it may seem, there are other people in the world besides AMERICANS. Many people who are not AMERICANS think of all AMERICANS as YANKEES. So that statement likely had nothing to do with southerners. For people from other lands, Yankees = Americans sometimes. There ya go!
just kreeping up
You forgot the toys and other things from pockets. My youngest thinks the laundry hamper is a great place to put the toys he should have “picked up” – I just pulled out of the washing machine two small lego men and 5 cap erasers, they were all too small to notice as I was dumping in clothes. Also, I have a daughter is in a “rock hound”-in-training. The cleanest rocks in the world are in our yard.
Ok, so this “Folding” thing will possibly cut down on the “express route” to the dirty laundry…EUREKA! A way to circumvent the devious offspring who believe that it is their job to keep me feeding the washing machine and thereby feeding the electric company and Proctor & Gamble….
I shall consider incorporating this “folding” into my routine…
….nah -
A small dilemma: If, in the course of rereading the last several posts, you realize that you have mistakenly typed “than” instead of “then” – do you simply ignore it and hope no one notices; or do you point out the fact that you do, indeed, know the difference between the two words so that no one thinks you are illiterate?
Really, I’m filling up the mop bucket RIGHT NOW.
Ok, here’s another from Maine:
http://tinyurl.com/38m2lh
She calls it a paint, looks more like an arab to me….but that’s just my opinion…
Wow, 7 deposits in one day? If you believe that I have some swampland in Arizona to sell you.
You’ve had 6,000 hits you moron because everyone is going to your website multiple times to verify that you are as ignorant as your e-mail to Fugly indicates. I have been there 4 times this morning already. LOL
luvmyfuglyhorse said…
Ok, here’s another from Maine:
http://tinyurl.com/38m2lh
She calls it a paint, looks more like an arab to me….but that’s just my opinion…
Once again a lovely shot showing the horse’s conformation.
You have no idea what this horse actually looks like.
I.I. said: Amazing as it may seem, there are other people in the world besides AMERICANS. Many people who are not AMERICANS think of all AMERICANS as YANKEES.
Well yee-fucking-ha and excuse us for not knowing what MANY people call Americans. I think most of Americans KNOW that there are other people in the world BESIDES Americans. I’m not sure, however, we should or can be expected to know all of the particular or peculiar epithets that any one group of folks in a country may use to reference Americans.
Quite frankly, I do not use terms that are inherently derogatory and stereotypical, but thanks for letting me and any other AMERICAN know how ignorant we are.
I do not see how she booked 7 mares to her stallion, when he is supposedly on a three year lease to another breeding farm….
The more I look at that Paint Stallion, the more I say -”that ain’t no paint!”
I’d bet the farm, that’s an arab… and “vango” – is that Vang – o or a poor spelling of Van Gogh….
luvmyfuglyhorse said…
Ok, here’s another from Maine:
http://tinyurl.com/38m2lh
She calls it a paint, looks more like an arab to me….but that’s just my opinion…
My guess is that this is a pinto arab gone grey not a Paint.
nice fence too!
anniebanannie, you’re my hero for the day.
Oh great, a 7 y/o untrained stallion. Don’t everyone jump on that opportunity at once. Doesn’t look like a Paint to me either.
I think there are 5500 hits because they just keep accessing their own web site!
Hey luvmyfugs and 4 horses, when the kids get older you will get paid for folding! The rule here is that if I find money in the washer or the dryer, it’s mine! I must be up to $10 now at least
I am home trying to clean up for my daughter’s birthday party. I keep seeing the horses out the window and the little devil voice says “go ride, go ride” but I must not. I must clean the house or continue to live with the shame of the undone laundry and the can’t find the floors syndrome. Uh, by the way, what with needing to move the hay and organize the tack room and muck, muck and muck, when do we find time to actually ride?
*Aargh, beat head on desk* – found another post by her, she just wants lots of horses!
“We own 6 mares 2 studs 2 geldings and a weanling filly.
this year we bread 5 mares to one stud and left one open to breed to our new stud next spring and the year after we will breed 5 mares to our new stud[Two Eyed Wade] and the second stud[Poco King Shook] we are giving back to the owner hes a lease thats why we bought a another stud because Two Eyed Wade is ours
Then if all the mares we bredt to poco King Shook im hoping they all have fillys so when they grow up we will breed them to Two Eyed Wade and sell the foals.
so there for my herd will be greater”
I am horribly confused, due to the atrocious english, other than she wants her herd to be great! (Oh and if you are reading this Deneze, atrocious means horrible, awful and bad… can be your new word of the day!) Hey maybe we should take up a collection to buy her a dictionary as she can’t even misspell the same word the same way! ie: Bread, bredt
Alright laundry folks – I must admit I was one of *those* kids. I hated putting my laundry away, so I just dumped it back in the hamper. But my mother, the clever one that she is, she was on to me. After one time too many, she flat out refused to do any more of my laundry. She taught me how to use the washer and dryer at the age of 11, and I’ve been doing my laundry ever since. The neglectful feelings I had completely disappeared when my college roommate asked me how to use the washer and dryer because their maid had always done it for her.
Some of you may be saying, “But my kids would just wear dirty clothes.” Peer pressure is a bitch, and if you smell bad your friends aren’t going to hang out with you.
I noticed that she took down all her pictures on her site
lol…”bread” ? that’s too cute
PS…she still has one of her should-be-gelded stallion on there
Morgan Horse Queen…. the same rule applies, I get lots of my husband’s pocket money like that! Imagine my shock last week when he pulled out a $20.00 bill that I had MISSED! I hate that, I’m probably already up about $30, just this month, but I’d have liked to have that other $20.00.
Redsmom – are you indirectly trying to (gently) point out the fact that I ought to feel ashamed of my unvacuumed floor and unfolded laundry? and, unfortunately, I have no tack room yet (that’s one of those projects that will come with more time here in our “new” place) I just keep the stuff in a corner of the living room or the back of my (ashamed to say) mini-van. There are actually 2 saddles, and a huge assortment of other tack items in it right now, so much stuff, in fact, I would not be able to fit either children or groceries in it. I do have to go to the feed store today, so I will be clearing out a spot for the horse feed.
I’m “paying bills” now, so I am legitimately on the computer for a few minutes.
robin, that one gave me a headache to read…:(
redsmom said: I am home trying to clean up for my daughter’s birthday party. I keep seeing the horses out the window and the little devil voice says “go ride, go ride” but I must not. I must clean the house or continue to live with the shame of the undone laundry and the can’t find the floors syndrome. Uh, by the way, what with needing to move the hay and organize the tack room and muck, muck and muck, when do we find time to actually ride?
Ride you fool. No one dies thinking “I should have cleaned house more.” My children learned that living life was better than a clean house. There is no shame in it.
When you have open time, ride first, muck second then housework.
Live life while you can, don’t wait until you’re at the end of your life and then have regrets.
This is one of my favorite quotes:
“Life’s journy is to not arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out shouting “HOLY SHIT! WHAT A RIDE!”
Off to do just that since it’s Nevada Day! Yee haa!
I’ve been sitting here for awhile trying to decide whether or not to get into the discussion about what we are called.
I myself have no problem with being called a Yankee or Yank. I think it became popular during WWll when all U. S. servicemen were referred to as Yanks by the Europeans. I’m not sure what we were called in WW1 but I seem to have heard Doughboys. I think I prefer Yank, Doughboys or girl is to close to my physical description.
As to AMERICAN, we are all Americans whether we live in Canada, the U.S. Mexico or Central America. Canadian, U.S., Mexican, Costa Rican, etc are all nationalities of Americans. Just as South Americans can be Brazilian, Colombian etc.
Europeans can be British, French, Italian, Swedish, etc.
Popularly American refers mostly to U.S. citizens but to be correct our nationality is U.S.
Okay, flame away.
We would like to thank
“FUGLY HORSE OF THE DAY”
There have been over 5500 hits in one day
on the site…
We feel it is due to the exposure that this has caused that
7 people have paypaled a deposit for breedings to our stud…
That is 7 deposits in ONE DAY!
We are quite excited about the coming weeks..
Wow is this a load of crap. Yes they are getting the hits because everyone here is looking at the website. But not a single person here thinks she had any quality animals, no one had defended her and EVERYONE had made fun of her stock.
So where have the breedings come from?
LIE.. LIE.. LIE.. Apparently they are so ignorant (and it had been proven by their diction) that they think we will believe them and can’t figure out the truth on our own.
This just keeps getting better and better!!!
And if they are sooooo pissed, maybe they should stop breeding fuglies (which is the whole point of this website)!!!
I hope they keep commenting.. this is just too funny!!!
It’s easier to say “American” than “United Statesian”
lol
4Horses&Holding said…
Redsmom – are you indirectly trying to (gently) point out the fact that I ought to feel ashamed of my unvacuumed floor and unfolded laundry?
oh noes! The other night when my horsie friends were over I had to break down and point one to the “clean pile” in the luandry room to fetch a towel. “How will I know which one is the clean pile?” she asked, sweetly. “The one in front of the washer is the dirty pile and the one in front of the dryer is the clean pile,” I replied. My shame is now known to the world. ** dies a little/gives up caring**
Redsmom – Oh – if I had a laundry room I would feel no shame at all (as long as it had a door). Unfortunately, our washer and dryer and in the back door hallway, and the back door is the one through which everyone enters our house. I didn’t mention where that pile of tack was in my living room, did I?
“my herd will be greater”
as in larger, one can only assume…
Of course she got that many hits, I probably went there that many times just looking at her poor, dead paint mare.
4Horses&Holding said…
It’s easier to say “American” than “United Statesian”
lol
Absolutely, I was just pointing out what is correct. That and the fact that I have no problem to being called a Yankee. Of course I’m from Illinois so I do live north of the Mason/Dixon line. When I was a kid we called anyone with a southern accent a Rebel. I know it’s not something I would do anymore just as I seldom say Redneck.
Another proof that these people are lying through their teeth,
“Kate said…
And for those of you who didn’t go back, here are Gary’s comments:
and thor has not bred every thing get your bloody storys right.
thor has only bred 1 mare before getting gelded wich was a bloody accident you moron, if you dont know the whole story you should keep your mouth shut.
you guys are a bunch of morons.
but on their blog “My other stud the son of Two Eyed Wade is WF ALMIGHTY THOR will be standing at stud in 2008 he is a AQHA 2005 palomino.”
They had every intention of breeding him and I wouldn’t be suprised if: A)that wasn’t a mistake that he bred the afore mentioned mare, and B)he isn’t really gelded and pops up again next year as a stud once this all blows over for them!
I think they to get their stories right…
Good Grief said…
For the record this lady, and I use that term lightly, is NOT a Fucking Vet or any other kind of vet. Nor does she do anything with her horses, including feet, worm, ride, feed, etc. As for the mares being sold, NOT! They were given away as they were going to be seized. Everything that has been said about these people is more than accurate. I know this as I have had first hand dealings with them. I know the people that rescued Fugly Grulla and Fugly Grulla Jr.
I believe it.
Their horses all looked like shit, and the fact that they breed such terrible animals told me one thing: they do what they do as a depserate attempt to make some money on their horses.
Obviously it didn’t pan out, since the horses were sold/seized/given away/whatever story you choose to believe… but know what? I believe they were given away, because WHO WOULD BUY A SHITBRED MARE BRED TO A DO-NOTHING STALLION?! EVEN IN CANADA, WHERE THEY STILL HAVE HORSE SLAUGHTER??
But I admit I did laugh like hell when I saw that she had ’7 BREEDINGS RESERVED BY PAYPAL’ for their stallion… suuuuuuuuuuuuuure y’did!
kay said: I myself have no problem with being called a Yankee or Yank.
Neither do I. What I do care about is the patently condescending tone of I.I. (or l.l)about how ignorant or naive for citizens of the USA are because we may not know by what names we are called.
Besides, I already knew that the British and the countries of the commonwealth referred to us as “Yanks”. What I didn’t know was that some use the full term “Yankee,” which I thought (obviously incorrectly) was used mostly from the southern part of the USA.
ownedbyahorse pointed this very thing out in a nicely worded post.
Now I really am off to ride, muck and clean my tack room (even though my house is dirty and cluttered).
btw, why isn’t Gary capitalized in any of his OR her correspondence with FHOTD?
I take it The Crazy Illiterate Deneze, DVM, must wear the pants in that family. Gary doesn’t even warrant a capital letter.
Oops, insert “need” into the appropriate location in the last sentence of my last post
I’m a dork!
Wait – we’ve all accessed her site. Did anyone see anything anywhere about how to actually schedule breedings? Or even prices?
Did I miss something?
oh_for_crying_out_loud said…
…I take it The Crazy Illiterate Deneze, DVM, must wear the pants in that family…
No no no, we must give her all due respect that she has earned, I must humbily correct you that it should read …I take it The Crazy Illiterate Deneze, fucking DVM, must wear the pants in that family…
Well, I have always differentiated between “clean” and “tidy”. The piles of laundry on the couch, in front of the dryer, etc, are “clean”. So if there are piles of “clean” laundry all over your house, your house is “clean”, although it may not be “tidy”.
Now, if you were deliberately breeding those piles of laundry, and had no plan for continued care for them, and were running out of money for detergent and hot water, would that make you a “back yard homemaker”?
(I am almost out of detergent, and money is really tight right now, and winter is coming, and I “rescued” the dirty clothes from my son’s bedroom floor, so please send me money. If you email me, I will give you info on where to send it)
Just had to add the last to keep this whole thread on topic.
just kreeping up: FOTFL
I primarily have piles of CLEAN laundry. Off to the feedstore! (after I empty the tack out of the mini-van, and put it back in the living room)
Just Kreeping Up said: Now, if you were deliberately breeding those piles of laundry, and had no plan for continued care for them, and were running out of money for detergent and hot water, would that make you a “back yard homemaker”?
(I am almost out of detergent, and money is really tight right now, and winter is coming, and I “rescued” the dirty clothes from my son’s bedroom floor, so please send me money. If you email me, I will give you info on where to send it)
LOL! Just as I’m about to sign off, you folks suck me back in. Really… must… use… new mohair reins(mmmmmmMMMMmmmm).
anniebannanie said
Now I really am off to ride, muck and clean my tack room (even though my house is dirty and cluttered).
Okay, enjoy yourself, and just remember a clean house is a sign of a neurotic person. I’m happy to see that all of us are very well adjusted. LOL
Anniebanannie said: “Quite frankly, I do not use terms that are inherently derogatory and stereotypical, but thanks for letting me and any other AMERICAN know how ignorant we are.”
You are more than welcome! I’m an American too, but actually have co-mingled with people from other countries and have traveled to other countries. My kids were born in Canada. I guess I didn’t realize that the term “Yankee” was so inherently offensive to some people, but there you go. Having lived on the border between American and Canada for a long time at one point in my life, I was used to it. It just seemed that many people on here were mighty confused by this and couldn’t seem to fathom that it was used in any way other than in the old Civil War fashion.
Well now it seems that they’ve raised their visitors count to 6,000.
Looking through her pictures just now, it seems that she actually added some today.
Proving how dumb they are, here is my fav:
http://groups.msn.com/smokinhorseranch/ourhorses.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=174
Kid riding in sneakers, no helmet, and a lead line attached to one side of the halter.
Sheer brilliance.
They also seem to advertise their farm a billion different ways depending on where they post it…here are just a few!
1)We raise and breed good quality Quarter Horses with color
2)We raise and breed good quality Quarter Horses at affordable prices with brains brawn beauty and color
3)Raise Quality Quarter Horses and Crosses with color[Dilutes]
4)We breed Foundation QH, for Cutting /Ranch
5)We Raise and breed Quarter horses and crosses in Hixon. We stand a AQHA Palomino stallion.
I thought that palomino was gelded? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Good Grief said…
The palomino is in fact gelded now as that was part of the seizure order.
That is very good news then! Probably the only good news about these people! If you would be willing to share, why did she get all of her horses seized? From the pics it looks like they were somewhat decently fed… Did it have something to do with the dead mare?
Good Grief – I am so very NOT surprised to hear the additional background. Everything about their site, and certainly about their e-mails, screamed “Very Bad BYB.” I am not surprised to hear their horses have needed to be rescued. Not at all.
So, she’s a VET and he’s a FARRIER? Even if they truly were, it makes it all that much more pathetic…
I see! gary (also not capitalized on purpose) is a farrier and Deneze The Wonder Breeder, fucking DVM, is a vet!
NO WONDER they had 7 bookings to Two Eyed Wade (whose only claim to Two Eyed Jack is…. *drumroll please* …. on his 4th Generation! *headdesk*
here’s his pedigree:
http://www.allbreedpedigree.com/two+eyed+wade
Mosquito, I do SIMing. I admin a game which has a goal to educate people. It is fun and, yeah, I get to breed the best paints in the game!
My Gawd, this has got to be the most entertaining blog evurrrr.I just love all the sarcasm, bitchiness and implied insults.Wonderful.In fact I liked it so much I recomended it to my vet(yes a real one who graduated from vet school here in Canada).
Unfortunately extreme stupidity transcends all international borders and no politically correct cure is yet in sight.Still I don’t see how people can routinely put such cringingly embarassing pictures of their horses and themselves on the internet.To me it is just common sense that one would post only photos that show themselves and their horses in a positive light.Obviously common sense is in short supply too.
And thanks “good grief”for the update on these people, it’s nice to know that in B.C.,at least ,there are those keeping a watch out for people like this.
Now I’m off to dump a load in the washer then to climb up on the roof…
I really want to comment on her blog “Thank you for being featured on Fugly Horse of the Day, it’s the most fun I’ve had this week” but I just can’t bring myself to be that cruel…
oh_for_crying_out_loud said…
here’s his pedigree:
http://www.allbreedpedigree.com/two+eyed+wade
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Looks like a typical BYB stallion pedigree. Nothing of note for 4 generations on the top and nothing even further back on the bottom. *sigh*
Oh, how stupid of me to have been so busy yesterday that I missed this entire exchange about fucking vets and laundry piles!! Great reading today, though… Thanks, everyone, for the laughs!!
If it isn’t too late to comment:
1. I live in Ohio, and I too miss all the late-night exchanges on this blog because I spend my evenings mucking, feeding horses and dogs…and then collapse for the night well before many of you post. People!! Please! Be funnier earlier!!
2. Echobella, my girls were made to start doing their own laundry when they were 11-12 (and a good deal of cooking/preparing their own meals) in spite of my being a stay-at-home mom. The younger one (now 15) still bitches about it. But she did tell me, yesterday, as we were cleaning stalls together, that her boyfriend’s mom still lays out his clothes for the next day, every night. (He’s 16.) She said, “Wow! He’s going to have to learn all that stuff before he marries me, because I’m sure not going to do any of it for him!” Imagine my pride!!!
3. FHOTD and Band of Fuglies: I adore reading your ragging on folks’ poor grammar! I know this makes me evil, and yet, I do not care. I embrace the evil! I embrace it, I say! Poor grammar must be scrubbed from the earth!!
Oh and you know a stallion is really breeding material when you ask what his breeding is and the owner says “uh, I think he might have some Two Eyed Jack”. Might? Hello? Why are you breeding this creature when you don’t even know what his breeding is?? Then another gem from this same person. He asked how old my horse was and I said 19. He says I got a 19 y/o mare, but she’s got bad feet so I use her as a broodmare. Gaaaa!
This was someone I ran across in my travails through the horse world in my neck of the woods. *eye roll*
In September, Deneze was looking for a TWH gelding.
http://www.bcnorth.ca/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2041
We feel it is due to the exposure that this has caused that
7 people have paypaled a deposit for breedings to our stud…
That is 7 deposits in ONE DAY!
We are quite excited about the coming weeks..
And all your pigs are lined up, primed, and ready to fly- right????
yes, the entire world refers to americans as yanks (when theyre being rude) but it has no inherent negative connotations, its just slang. ‘yank’ is short for ‘yankee’ and both words mean the same thing.
if they mean something different to you and are in fact offensive, youll have to inform the whole world to stop. expect to be upgraded to ‘BLOODY yanks’.
(as an english person in australia i get inaccurate racial terms thrown at me all the time, so yes, that last bit is a joke
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I LOVE it when BYB’s give horses names that make them SOUND better bred than they are. Two Eyed Wade because he’s got TEJ 4 generations back! Give me a break. If these people had my colt, they’d register him as Impressive Man O War. LOL.
Well if you are in Amish country I think the rest of us are referred to as English. LOL
It’s unfortunate she didn’t take her $2000.00 and buy hay with it, I was watching her for sale adds on Toplinesporthorses and Northern horse and her prices were dropping so I was wondering. Poor Things
Does she realize you have to have something around a 3.5 GPA in undergrad to get into vet school? Somehow, I can’t help but doubt she pulled that off. Let alone the actual four years of grad school.
fuglyhorseoftheday said…
I LOVE it when BYB’s give horses names that make them SOUND better bred than they are. Two Eyed Wade because he’s got TEJ 4 generations back! Give me a break. If these people had my colt, they’d register him as Impressive Man O War. LOL.
Isn’t that the truth? I see that all the time.
I just checked her website again and I do belive she is reading what is being said on here.
I’m new to the fugly family and I just love this site!! My boss thinks I have lost my mind with all the laughing I was doing while reading these posts!
She’s updated the site again and it doesn’t mention the number of (non-existent) stud bookings now. HAHA! Amazing.
Ugh, and don’t even get me started on cloning: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21444362/
This was just on MSNBC’s home page.
lifelike001 said: yes, the entire world refers to americans as yanks (when theyre being rude) but it has no inherent negative connotations, its just slang. ‘yank’ is short for ‘yankee’ and both words mean the same thing.
if they mean something different to you and are in fact offensive, youll have to inform the whole world to stop. expect to be upgraded to ‘BLOODY yanks’.
I really don’t give a hoot what people call me as an citizen of the USA. I have friends living in Australia (Canberra)and England (Newcastle)and family in Canada (Nelson, BC, eh?) and I’ve heard the British and Australians use the term to “Yank” but not “Yankee.” In all the holiday visits with my Canadian family, I’ve never heard any of them or their friends use it.
This is where I, and probably most of the “American” FHotD fans, became confused.
The entire world? Really? Not just the english speaking countries? Interesting. I’ll have to ask my Pakastani daughter-in-law, my Chinese friend, my Mexican uncle and my German aunt about that. I’d like to know the various translations of the term “Yankee/Yank” in a few languages.
Lauren said…
She’s updated the site again and it doesn’t mention the number of (non-existent) stud bookings now. HAHA! Amazing.
But now it links to Two Eyed Jack’s Preformance Pedigree….
Suprise suprise, the parents have done nothing, of course he has done nothing… Why would you embarass yourself touting preformance when there is none???
Again, just becasue the horse has some big names in it’s past does not mean it is worth breeding!! A lot of fugly horses have good pedigrees! – I would love to see FHotD do a post on horses with nice pedigrees, that took the worst traits of their ancestors and are truly fugly!
Well I can’t figure out how to book a breeding…I wonder how those people who are frantically using their Paypal accounts are managing it.
Could it be that deneze and gary are full of SHIT??
And really….if they’re so PROUD of their opperation, why have they taken down the pictures?
Hmmmmmm.
Ok I gotta stop looking for the idiotic things this lady posts! Can you say pot calling the kettle black??
http://www.themanestreet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16800
Just to put in my two cents about laundry….
My mom had me started on doing my own laundry at age 13, as a birthday present. Some present, I thought.
Six years later, I went off to college and realized what she meant. I taught five boys and three girls how to do their own laundry, and there was one girl who would SEND BAGS HOME with her mother every weekend. Since I was 700 miles away, this was not a choice. My brother does his own laundry too, and he just entered college. He’s happy he knows how – his suitmates don’t!
mustangrider, I’ll have to remember that as a suitable birthday present. Perhaps I’ll save your post to prove to them that one day they will appreciate it.
Mustang rider, I think it is a *very* valuable skill as well. I taught several people to do laundry last year and around 10 this year. LOL. It amazes me how clueless college kids can be. I had to do my own laundry since I was about 14 or son, but only in college did it really come in handy. Now, I actually like doing it (strange I know).
They also took down that paint mare’s picture.