Celebrity guest blogger!
Sep 14 2007
I am extremely honored to present to all of you a guest blog today by the famous Bazzy Boy. If you haven’t already seen his web site, you can find it here. If you think I am funny, I just have to tell you, I have nothing on this horse.
Hey Fugly, loves ya site, Dad was telling me about it the other day whist I was pretending to work out with him and I thought, Hey I know a Fugly Horse so I thought I’d send him over. I know your site is not just about Fugly horses but when you know one this Fugly it would be wrong not to send it in.
This here strange fellow on the right is “Bobby” the woofty coloured, no knackers shortarse. He’s a TB (Yawn) albeit a very small one 
I just call him “Nobby no-nuts” it sort of suits him.
He’s very much into dressage and can often be seen running around the paddock in a tu-tu or three.
He thinks he’s pretty hot to trot with the girls and is trying to hit on my girlfriend Cherry by poking his nose in her bum. He’s so small he never made it to the track, oh and so slow too. Unlike me of course who is a legend of a racehorse, well sortta, maybe.
I can’t make my mind up whether he has a small head or a fat tummy, don’t suppose it matters really either way he looks Fugly and stoopid, which might be ok if he had some personality, but alas, no. He’s short in that department too.
Anyway if you could pop this on your site so I can get my Dad to print it off and stick it on Nobby’s head that would really make my day
And if you want some more dirt on Nobby there is plenty of stuff on my website (
http://www.bazzyboy.net/) cos I’m always hanging it on him for trying to muscle in on my Cherry.CYa’s
Neeeeiigggghhh! Bazzy boy (and his hapless humans)
p.s Dad wants to know if he can put a link up on my Blog to Fugly horse?
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Bazzy is a character. How’d he learn to type?
omg ive seen that blog before, i LOVE the “scary stuff”, i laughed so hard at “Bags of death with worms hanging out of their bums” i almost peed myself. ya know if more novice owners looked at their horses point of view like that INSTEAD of “fuzzy-wuzzy-foo-foo-horse” and the “i play ‘games’ with my BFF-Horsie so we can ‘bond’ maybe they might actually have become decent owners =P
Bazzy Boy is awsome =P
I did the same – first time I read that site, I was laughing so hard I was crying, and trying to do so silently in my office.
Bazzy, like most Thoroughbreds, is both intelligent and opinionated!
and of course the best part is his buddy Amador the hay humping stallion!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wrqBoxPi70Q
of course my first thought is, OMG thats some nice hay hes waisting!
ROFL
Very funny!
He gives new meaning to “A roll in the hay”! LOL
Loved Bazzy’s website! What a character. I’m with Barnibus on the “Scary Stuff” – “Bags of death with worms hanging out their bums”. I almost spewed my coffee!
They hay humping stallion was entertaining, too.
LOL..this is great..
Oh my god, scary stuff is freaking hilarious LMAO
Love it! Gotta few mares who probably wouldn’t mind bein Bazzy’s Sheilas’ and increasing his friendship herd.
What a great site! I particularly like the scary things.
OMG..that was absolutely hilarious! Another fun blog to read every day!
I am going to sign up for his e-mail list. Bazzy Rocks!
Wahey!!! G’Day all you ‘Umans and stuff. I loves this site, especially now Nobby no-nuts is on the front page
oh shit that’s funny.
Word for the day from Bazzy: Gallion.
A gelding who got over the fence once before he was cut and thinks he’s a Stallion.
This is hilarious! now I have another way to waste time at work, LOL!
FUGLYHORSE OMG!! Look at those legs!! Prospect for what! You have to see this one!
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=1806606&cat=106&lpid=1
BAZ !, how lovely to see you here
, we met on your blog, I’m Polly the ‘Mother’, how’s it going mate, got a great pic for your blog when my human gets round to doing it, some of our babies EATING, yes eating out of one of those bags of death, a big one too, they thought it might help you to overcome the problems you have with them…good stuff comes in ‘bags’, BFN..Pollys Game 
Oh, shit. Another website that I will now have to read religiously every day. I am so screwed.
The scary stuff is freaking hilarious.
That blog is hilarious! The comic strip…I was rolling! Why didn’t I think of that blog? I talk for my horses every day, and so does my daughter. Never thought of sharing it. Cute, cute, cute blog! I love it!
does dressage in a tutu or three bwahahahaahaaa!!!!
horsecrzy said…
“FUGLYHORSE OMG!! Look at those legs!! Prospect for what! You have to see this one!”
There’s no way anyone could blame that on bad photography. Thats just a hideous set of legs, plain and simple. Poor dear.
The list of Favourites down the side of my Homepage is getting far too long and you have to go and add another one.
I even sent in a Pinup!!
I can honestly say I have never seen legs shaped like that! How is the poor thing still sound? Guarentee someone will buy her and breed her though..She’s got papers!! and
She’s a black ‘n white to-bee-an-no!
horsecrzy said…
“FUGLYHORSE OMG!! Look at those legs!! Prospect for what! You have to see this one!”
It must be impossible for a horse with legs as contorted as that soundly support itself,much less support somebody else.That’s maltreatment,plain and simple.
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I jam on eenernet too.
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Joo come for veesit an’ say hello how are joo – jes?
What a fun site ! Now I have another blog to visit daily.
Love your site. I get a good laugh every time I visit. I hope that the people who need this advice the most come across this site. I gotta say ‘tho, the horse on this post looks so bad that the picture looks doctored. Poor thing. Keep up the good work!