More of your horses!
Sep 10 2007
“Here is a picture of my well-loved, kinda fugly, 19 year old, Arabian mare, “Izzy.” Izzy was given to me (free) a few years ago when Izzy’s owner injured herself and could no longer ride. To her owner’s great credit, she did an interview and home check first and rechecked on us a month later. I have to say her owner was also the first person I have ever gotten a horse from, free or purchased, who had complete documentation showing the horse’s health history. Why is that so hard for most people??According to Izzy’s health records her tail is short because part of it had to be amputated. A tail wrap was pulled tight by a horse in an adjoining stall and it cut off the circulation to part of her tail. Also, according to her records, she was bred twice. I tracked down one of her colts and noted that he had the same unfortunate neck-to-withers attachment. Apparently over Izzy’s career she has been used for western pleasure, jumping and dressage, among other endeavors that she is not particularly built for given her slightly downhill build. Now Izzy has mild arthritis in her front legs. Go figure. She stumbles occasionally when ridden, so is relegated to slowly walking around the neighborhood, carrying my poorly dressed self. That she is not running away from me is a testament to her kind nature. (And no, that is not my fence behind me.)”
Love this one – very funky conformation but in show-ring condition. Great job!
“This is Galen. He is a TWH. Easily the Fugliest horse currently residing on the family ranch. And no I didn’t actually pay any money for him. He was free. A mercy rescue. He had a date with the vet for euthanasia and I got him for free. He is the poster child for “some people are too ignorant to own horses”. I’m not sure how many nitwits owned him, butI know that there were at least two in a row, the one I got him from and the one they got him from…no telling how far that little conga line went back in his past. He also did not come with the name Galen. No, this 16.2 hh of half-horse half-giraffe with an anxienty disorder came with the oh so original name of”Thunder”. He was renamed Galen before he got off the trailer…if anyone ever needed a new name with a new “vibe” it was this guy. To say that he came with some “issues” would be a gross understatement. He was a mental train wreck, and his motto seemed to be “It’s every horse for himself, you can’t count on these humans, save yourself” or “Run away, run away”. He got turned out with the other geldings when he got here and was allowed to just mellow out, then just proper handling and he is pretty well “cured”. He was obviously owned initially by someone that knew what they were doing, all his basic groundwork skills are intact and normal. How about the butt on him? Not to mention the calf-knees and out-behind. You can hang a coat on his hipbones regardless of how fat he is. And no amount of fat will cover the point (literally) of his croup. He’s becoming a trail horse, he will got through,over, under whatever you point him at, as long as his rider/handler knows what they are doing. He’s such a doofus, you really feel sorry for him having drawn a bad hand there for a while.”
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Random bits of stupid from around the net:
Grade Friesian Mare/Wonderful Family Horse, $5,500,Mare, Black, Age: 6, 17.2H, Miss Camel is a wonderful grade Friesian mare. She has a great temperament and loves attention. She is calm and easy to handle. Her only fault is she has a “Roach back”. Vet has cleared her for riding bareback or with saddle. She is bred to Registered Friesian for ’08 foal. Miss Camel is all black.
FHOTD: Wow. Where do I even begin? Grade with a roach back and you’re breeding it and you want $5500 for it? What the hell are you smoking? “Miss Camel,” oh yeah, that’s just freaking adorable. Come over here so I can slap you upside your stupid head. And who is the stallion owner that was willing to breed their stallion to the grade humpback whale? Shame, shame, shame!
horse drown wagon rides for hire
Reply to: comm-417924458@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-09, 9:53AM
We have draft horses that been doing this all there life and waiting to meet you and give us a call to hire your own wagon horse rides you seen then at fairs and paraides and know see then at you front door get up close and personal with these huge horses. so if you want a ride give us a call
FHOTD in: Holy shit, throw the poor things a life preserver, they’re drowning! *shakes head* Good grief. I suppose I should give them credit for trying to make some hay money, but I just can’t get past the spelling.
Now for any of you ladies who are worried about feeding your horses what with the cost of hay and all, one enterprising hay grower has come up with a solution for you!
HAY for MASSAGE
Reply to: sale-417243945@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-08, 10:54AM
Hello i have some great hay and need some great Massages!! Female clients ONLY Send a pic or great discription. Discounts will also be given to nudity. Flashes etc.!!! LOL I am very tall and handsome. Delivery is avaliable. Looking for Mature ladies as well as late 20s i am 35yrs and over 6′
Discounts for nudity! Don’t all swarm the poor guy at once now! 
Gotta love Craigslist.
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Is it bad that I would show up nude to get free (quality) hay?
Maybe I’m just cheap that way.
I say we all send him our “great discriptions” and search out some lovely pics to send him…
I wonder if there’s any chance Nude Massage Hay Guy is poking gentle fun at all the people who are dumping horses to avoid buying winter hay? If he’s thinking, “Well, people can’t post ‘Oh, poor pitiful me, I have to part with my pasture full of intact, unbroke three-to-twenty-year-olds for umpty-bajillion dollars each because there is NO HAY!’ if everyone else on Craiglist knows they could get free hay if they were willing to oil up and rub down a pervert.”
That’s the interpretation that allows me to go on living, anyway.
LOL…ya gotta love a guy with a creative mind! But alas, I have my hay and keeping my clothes on.
I love those first two stories posted..Blessings once again to those horses’ owners
Well, at least “Miss Camel” has an owner that named her honestly – with that roach back and all!
You know, if I was keeping my horse at home, I might consider showing some boobies to get some hay.
Does that make me a bad person?
OMG The hay for massage was sooooooooo funny, I guess it depends on how bad ya need hay LOL I agree with Roanrider lets all find fugly women pics and send them off to him. See if we can get a bite !!!!!!! HEE HEE
DISCOUNTS FOR NUDITY!!!! oh man i am having a fit of hysterics in my office right now. ballsy, i gotta hand it to him.
Well, conformation faults or not, both of those look like nice horses, and are obviously well-taken care of. Congratulations to their owners.
Hey honey for hay? I don’t think so…
That hay ad is hilarious.
Reminds me of an early fight with my significant other (who raises cattle and grows hay). What we were fighting about, I forget…what I do remember is telling him, in a moment of anger, that I had no intentions of hanging around if he was going to behave that way…
Got in my truck to storm off to my house. Realized I did not really want to leave, but didn’t know what to say.
He came to my truck window, asked if I was really leaving.
I blurted out “Well…you do have really good hay…”
He’s NEVER let me forget that. It made us both laugh and ended the fight.
And he does have really good hay
I would do it in a hearbeat if I were desperate enough, but with these extra 40 pounds, I may only get a bale or two!
Roach Back? Can someone explain that to me please?
So Hay Guy really delivers?
Love the pictures in the first two. My Arab mares’ story would be too long and I can’t get the pic’s I have of her scanned right (gotta love technology).She was a rescue and spent the last 5 years of her life with me. I loved that horse and still miss her. She’s buried in my heart. Her body is buried in the corner of our yard.
As for the last two from L. Stupidity abounds! Geez!
Will the guy in the hay ad get naked???? J/K! I wonder what the proper, local authorities would have to say about him?
Fugly wondered, who would breed their Friesian stallion to a grade Friesian mare? Probably one of the myriad of crappy unapproved Friesian stallions standing at stud across the US. Next thing you know, they’ll want to register the foal as a Friesian Sporthorse. This is the stuff that has the breeders of nice Friesians and Friesian Sporthorses beating their heads against the wall in frustration.
* NOT every Friesian colt is meant to be a Friesian breeding stallion.
* Crossing assorted low quality horses with Friesians DOES NOT make a Friesian Sporthorse in the true sense/intention of the term.
* If your mare is poor quality, NO stallion is going to work a miracle as far as the foal, and that includes Friesian stallions.
“So Hay Guy really delivers?”
I’m thinking its the buyers that have to deliver…
Damn. I hope I sell the last of my mom’s horses, or I’ll actually have to pay for the hay my hay guy’s holding (since I gave him a deposit and he can sell it for more $$$ in January anyway). Anyone want a jumper/event prospect? Or a great pony club horse?
Hey, I’m with WOOCHLES. I’d drive to his place naked if it would mean a bargain on hay. Heck, I imagine he’d say, “Lady, take whatever you want as far as the hay goes, just please, please, put your clothes back on.”
Sounds to me like Hay guy wwill deliver the goods in more ways than one
Hey FHOTD, my friends and I were laughing last night and can we PLEASE send in horses priced so far above their value as to be unbelievable? I was searching for horse rescues, etc in South Carolina–I was raised on a hore ranch and have missed having them around. I first tried horse rescues and PMU ranches, to no avail.
I am now in the process of buying a home with acreage, and decided to see what horses were available on dreamhorse and equinenow, etc..boy did I get a surprise! After all that research, I decided you could get an entire blog out of that itself!
So if ya need hay, and can shoot him a couple freebies (c’mon Stud Boy admit that is what that ad is all about!!!) then Horndog will deliver you a load of…hay…make sure you ain’t some 72 yr old flopsy tho, right?
Yeah I bet he is tall dark n handsome…for an in-bred, sister-lovin’ farm-boy…
OMG… where’s he at, I’m just itchin’ to show off my rack for some hay!!!
LOL…what’ll show up on Craigslist next?
OOPS That was supposed to be from CL. It didn’t say where he is/was?
If he’s going that far for a rub & a tug, he deserves whatever pics he gets, male or female. IMO
We pick up hay local and the price is good. I go get it and load it myself most of the time. While help loading would be nice, I’m not going to strip down to get it. Neither of the guys there ‘do’ anything for me.
I may flash my Hubby once or twice if he will unload it though. I know, that’s a little different!
Ladybrinx said…
OMG… where’s he at, I’m just itchin’ to show off my rack for some hay!!!
LOL, my husband’s band was playing Saturday night, someone yelled at me “show your tits”. I reached down and pulled up the hem of my jeans. Told ‘em at my age that’s where they are now.
cnsdubie said…
Hey, I’m with WOOCHLES. I’d drive to his place naked if it would mean a bargain on hay. Heck, I imagine he’d say, “Lady, take whatever you want as far as the hay goes, just please, please, put your clothes back on.”
LMAO that would definitely be his reaction if I showed up nude. LOL
Damn. Yesterday afternoon I wrote a check for $480 for 12 round rolls straight out of the field. If only I’d waited one more day.
I saw and actually responded to the Friesian mare ad…I asked her what made her think that she could advertise a horse as a friesian with no proof?
She said that she had no proof that the mare was Friesian but her price was firm and of course she had no photo’s…go figure. I am betting that the horse is a broken down perchie or some other draft cross that happens to be black.
All for the bargain price of 5500 FIRM!!!
As for stallions…I personally know several Friesian breeders whose motto is ‘If it’s a colt, sell it to the Mexicans for dancing horses. An never, never, never cut it…they are worth more as stallions’…seriously? Seriously!
This is what gives Friesian people a bad name…this and the fact that there seems to be an emormous amount of WACKOS attracted to this breed.
Trust me I know, I have had the good fortune to meet or work for most of them!
The comment about a vet saying that she can be ridden with or without a saddle (what other option does that leave?) is very sad, and I would bet that that vet cannot be reached at any time for comment on this mare.
Poor mare I hope that she finds a home that never breeds her again!
A roll in the hay for a load of hay? I might post that to revive the grossout thread I posted earlier from the COTH. As for a WTF?! I came across this windowshopping on Dreamhorse the other day
http://www.dreamhorse.com/show_horse.php?
form_horse_id=1051070
Nice. I’m selling her at bargain-basement prices “for a friend.” Riiiiight. Never mind that you could do the right thing and find somewhere else for her if you were dying to unload her. If you actually DID something w/her, you think you could maybe get a better price? How can you say, “She has been ridden”, then say “I would not refer to her as ‘broke’”? What, was she a bronco?
And we don’t know what to do w/her so that makes her a broodmare–correct me if I’m wrong, but she looks 1/2 decent, compared to some of the stuff folks have shown as offered for breeding…she’s not downhill, can tell chest/neck apart, shoulder angle doesn’t look bad, pasterns aren’t super but at least not parallel to the ground, and her elbows/hocks seem about even. OTOH…she has hips like a dairy cow, nasty neck/withers, she seems tied in at the knee, and I wish I knew well enough to judge those back legs. _Please_ tell me what I have/haven’t got right and HOW do you judge a pic when the horse isn’t standing straight?
They’re desperate to unload her b/c of some bullcacca moving excuse–she’s willing to take something else (“a half draft or paint mare”) in trade. Yes, I’m moving so I can’t take _her_, but I’ll gladly try packing up and moving some 18hh pseudo-Gypsy able to eat the Budweiser Clydesdales out of house and home. Asshat.
Give me a hard luck story, and I’m stupid, but not THAT stupid. Now I’m just mad. Poor little thing. Godknows _what_ will try to buy her next. I wish there were some way to find a proper rescue/trainer not too far away, hand these brain-donors a 10 hoping they’ll blow it and their gourds on a case of rubbing alcohol, and get her away from them.
“I asked her what made her think that she could advertise a horse as a friesian with no proof?”
Well, horses are sold every day across the country and represented as various breeds, without “proof”. If it has Friesian characteristics and/or she was told it was a Friesian when she bought it, she’s probably assuming it really is a Friesian.
I don’t have a problem with her representing it as an unregistered Friesian. But she shouldn’t be breeding it… And no owner of a respectable approved Friesian stallion would breed their stallion to it (because they could lose their approval that way, and nobody would risk it), so that’s two strikes against the foal: it will be out of an unregistered “Friesian” mare and by a probably poor quality unapproved Friesian stallion.
I really feel sorry for the good breeders, to have to sit back and witness this mess.
Off today’s topic – here’s a nasty horrible news item for a future blog. This guy wanted to bury his horse alive to save the cost of euthanization.
http://www.local6.com/news/14072865/detail.html
Please, can we stake him out in the sun somewhere and watch him die?
Speaking of hay, I saw this the other day on CL (may have to cut & paste the link to make it work):
http://
seattle.craigslist.org/tac/pet/416015261.html
My husband and I have ended up with 8 horses over the last few months…and we live in an apartment, hence, need somewhere to winter all 8 of our equines… I am a legitimate massage therapist, and I don’t think even with 8 horses, that we would EVER need hay that bad!!!!
No, staking him out in the sun’s too good for him. Might I suggest the Elizabeth Bathory treatment? Takes longer, but you can also try out stuff like that Spam Primavera recipe you weren’t sure about.
I also just thought about this: get that name, number, email, and have EVERYONE who wants to vent, esp. horse lovers and a few PETA types, to hound him into the next life. Why not add a few posters, so we can throw rotten eggs at him when we catch him out-&-about?
robynb said:
Please, can we stake him out in the sun somewhere and watch him die?
You mean you don’t buy the fact this poor guy didn’t have any other choice? (whimper, whimper, whine)
They’re only charging him with second degree somethingorother. After all, it’s only a horse. And he probably whined and lamented enough to sound pathetic.
They say the horse was suffering from colic (horribly painful). Don’t know if it was because of being buried, or the reason he was buried to begin with.
I think it’s only fitting somebody punches this hillbilly in the gut hard enough to rupture his spleen, and then plants his sorry ass up to his neck. With a little luck the birds will take care of his eyes, and the ants will get what’s left of him. He’ll have plenty of time to reflect on his stomach pain, and maybe understand how that poor horse felt. Turnabout is fair play.
He can’t tell any story that will convince me burying his horse alive was a mistake. What a ****.
Oh, I was sidetracked about the hillbilly burying his horse alive story.
I was going to comment on the cute little gray Arabian mare. Yes, she has a very typical straight shoulder build with long cannon bones. Oddly enough, if you take a look at photos of foundation QH King P-234, you’ll see he had the same high hocks and long cannon bones in back. He had a better shoulder, but was built heavy in front, and thick through the base of the neck. Somehow, he got all those assorted parts working together and is still idolized by foundation connoisseurs as The Second Coming. (To point this out now would be blasphemy, of course.)
King P-234 has a bit shorter back, is a bit more level front to back, and his neck ties into the wither a little better than the arab mare, but yeah, please explain to me why the foundation folks think he is PERFECT?
wow..that last one..wow XD
RUNITHBOB- Don’t even get me started on the Mexican horse owning public. I know there are some who DO care a lot about their horses and treat them well. Most do not from my experience.
We have neighbors who own and frequently ride their yearlings down the street, on the asphalt!
I watched one guy riding his horse through a field and secretly hoped the horse would dump his stupid ass. The guy got off the horse and beat the crap out of him and when he tried to get back on the horse wouldn’t stand still or let him get near his side. (Wonder Why?)
The horse kept turning and facing him & then went as far as rearing a couple of times too. I could only imagine the horse would get the hell knocked out of him for his behaviour if/when they got back to the barn.
I felt even worse for the other horse waiting at home, all tacked up, bridle too, loose in the stall. The guy was already pissed about the first one, why not take it out on the other one?
I know another Mexican guy who buys up horses and then asks me what I think of them? (while shoving their papers in my hand) I told him you already bought the horse what does my opinion matter at this point? DUH!
To date he has ruined 3 or 4 that I know of and leaves them tied up in the stall in the summer where they can’t reach water because-
“We are taking them out later.”
What? The? Fuck?
He now wants me to find him a replacement horse to ruin. Like that’s going to happen! I wouldn’t place any living breathing thing in his care.
He got a bit pissed off when I told him I would find him a horse, but there is a finders fee, as well as any travel expenses related to evaluating a potential horse for him. I figured that would shut him off rather quickly.
There is another Mex. guy who is a ‘big name in the breed’ with a reputation for being ‘hard’ on horses. He is not alone, and his barn is full of up and coming ‘abusers’.
I could go on and on, but like I said in the beginning, there are many who care for their animals and probably just as many who don’t. There are also plenty of each nationality & background to go around too, I am quite sure.
Nosebot- I had a $5 bag of shavings disappear out of the bed of my truck while I was inside a Petsmart store who also sold the same shavings. How is that for lame?
FHoTD clothing and mugs? I love you. Besides that, the hay guy is awesome, I wonder how many people have called him so far.
Ah, a grade humpbacked “Friesian” mare. People are great.
OK I am not a big POA fan , but here’s some more stu[idity at hand…
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/pet/418416633.html
Poor girl has no spots, not broke, and may be in foal! We can only guess to what???
Leg injuries= Breed them and add more weight onto their problems?
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/grd/418848781.html
FuglyHorse- you could start another blog just for the fuctards of the day- the owners.
Cutnjump,
Your story makes me sad and mad all at the same time. I have worked with several Mexican men who were great with their own horses but would also sit by and WATCH a horse literally get the shit beat out of it ‘so that it would be more quiet to ride’ for the first time.
Friesians don’t have much fight in them, which is good and bad because they give up easily but will also put up with alot of abuse. They are not as fiesty as some of the other breeds that are prefered for the ‘dancing’ so sometimes they are prone to more poking and proding in order to preform.
Any one (man or woman) mexican or not that proceeds to beat an animal for not doing what they want is an ignorant coward.
Woochles, I might be able to place the pony club horse and/or the prospect, if they’re a do-able distance to Florida.
I’m new to using this site–how do we reach each other privately?
Runithbob- They seem to congregate here!
I’m sure there are plenty to go around, in ever breed of human and horse.
Sickening isn’t it? And that doesn’t even begin to cover it…
You can register on the message board to PM each other if you want a way to communicate without publicly posting your e-mail addresses.
If anyone is interested in a reputable horse drawn carriage company with proper spelling on their website, give us a call. We are not all like the one in today’s example.
http://www.martiniranchcarriages.com
Comment on the CL Hay guy… Ewwwww, that is BEYOND CREEPY!
FHOTD- I googled the Freisan mare ad and I kep getting the link to Hmmmm- HERE! How funny!
A friend of mine has Freisan crosses, & she is rightfully horrified with all the stuff you find on the ‘bad breeders’ and post here.
Wow, I feel SO MUCH BETTER knowing that if things ever get *really* tight, I can whore myself out to feed my pony! Although, now that I think about it, with the ‘bountiful harvest’ I have, I’m pretty sure I could get enough hay that I could feed even MORE horses! I’d better go breed my mare so I can use all that hay….
How many bales is a boob flash worth?
soli…that just kills me!
Someone send that hay massage guy some links to pictures of men.
If he says he wanted women only, say you are a women and you only have pictures from before the Reassignment Surgery.
Or say you have pussy pictures and send him pictures of kittens.
I can’t stop giggling over that.
barrelracer20x said: “My husband and I have ended up with 8 horses over the last few months…and we live in an apartment, hence, need somewhere to winter all 8 of our equines… I am a legitimate massage therapist, and I don’t think even with 8 horses, that we would EVER need hay that bad!!!!”
Awww hell… It’s just some skin. If I said to my husband, “I flashed some skin and got a good deal on hay,” he’d probably say “How much?”
Anyway, I was impressed with the fugly love candidates today. Free horses… My bestest horse in the world was a freebie.
Had an old cowboy tell me that “The only horses worth what you pay for them are the free ones.” If you think about that statment for a while you’ll see the beautiful philosophy it represents.
GeeaRosss!
Wonder what else he wants for that hay. Does he give a recipt?
LOL!
cnsdubie said…
Hey, I’m with WOOCHLES. I’d drive to his place naked if it would mean a bargain on hay. Heck, I imagine he’d say, “Lady, take whatever you want as far as the hay goes, just please, please, put your clothes back on.”
That’s what I thought, too. It wouldn’t be the treat for him that it would have been 3 kids and 20 years ago, but, hey, that’s his problem. It would have to be good hay, though.
BTW, the TWH in today’s fuglies is mine.
I totally know a few gay men who would show up in drag and ruin hay-mans day!
behindthebarn said, “You mean you don’t buy the fact this poor guy didn’t have any other choice? (whimper, whimper, whine)
They’re only charging him with second degree somethingorother. After all, it’s only a horse. And he probably whined and lamented enough to sound pathetic.
They say the horse was suffering from colic (horribly painful). Don’t know if it was because of being buried, or the reason he was buried to begin with.
I think it’s only fitting somebody punches this hillbilly in the gut hard enough to rupture his spleen, and then plants his sorry ass up to his neck. With a little luck the birds will take care of his eyes, and the ants will get what’s left of him. He’ll have plenty of time to reflect on his stomach pain, and maybe understand how that poor horse felt. Turnabout is fair play.
He can’t tell any story that will convince me burying his horse alive was a mistake. What a ****.”
My sentiments exactly! That’s a very disturbing story…
Dontyouridenofuglyhorse said…
King P-234 has a bit shorter back, is a bit more level front to back, and his neck ties into the wither a little better than the arab mare, but yeah, please explain to me why the foundation folks think he is PERFECT?
LOL. Word of mouth spreads faster than all the advertisements in the world. Just like a horse is “out of” a stud.
I do not understand why someone would bury a horse alive. Seriously it has to be easy as hell to find a gun in this country and as horrid as shooting a horse might be….starving/dehydrating it to death? OMG! I hope he gets his tiny penis caught in his zipper and it falls off before the ER can get him out and he bleeds to death.
I think we should invite him to a party at OUR HOUSE and use him for the Pinata!
These stories are so heartfelt. If only we had more people on this earth like the people who actually rescue and make the committment of a life-long home for horse that would be otherwise hopeless. 2 cheers and a few beers for you. The story of that gelding really hits home as he reminds me of my gelding, Sal. Although he wasn’t the prettiest thing to look at and after selling my over fences horse, Sal was my new ride and I tried to get Sal (who was more of an all around kind of guy) over fences. Needless to say, he didn’t have the best conformation to do the all around either, but he looked like a giraffe trying to get over those fences, ah, but so willing to please. Good thing we didn’t hurt ourselves and after a few mediocre runs, I stayed on the flat where my seal-like long and lean gelding belonged.
I wonder if he has limits on what he’s willing to massage for hay…. (picturing 300lb redneck woman w/ 5 chins)….
Hey Hay guy – my horse is female and she’s a nudist! She’d love to come and give you a massage (read: you lay on the ground and she will walk on you – no problem, she’s barefoot~) I’ll send a pic right away, she’s a looker! And she’s only 22!
luvmyfuglyhorse
My mare is only 21-1/2 AND the lady who owned one of the stallion I bred her to said she was the biggest hussy she’d ever seen. (and this the mare that you have to temp every day to see when she’s in season)
BUT – she also has her little crocheted ear net, which I figure falls under the heading of “French maid costume.”
So, I figure she may beat out your horse for the hay… she’s younger, dresses up in costumes and she’s easy.
She’s quite solidly built, but oh – what a pretty face (ESPECIALLY if you’re offering her treats or hay)
I rescued an Appendix mare and her 18 month Paint filly last fall and the 20 y/o mare has a home for life with us and the filly went to live with good friends of ours where she’ll most likely live the rest of her life. She will be very well trained and become my friend’s trail horse when her 19 y/o mare retires to pasture ornament.
OFFS, l almost fell off the chair laughing at the dude with the hay for massage add, till l got to dianes post and then l DID!!!
good work all keep up the spirit and please please please dont be taking ur clothes off…winters coming lol
4horses&holding –
I can do you one up.
She may be a little older than your “Jezebel” but my mare will bring along her “partner” for a threesome. Her partner is a mini, so maybe the guy is into exotic kinkiness. the mini can work on his toes…and she will do anything for food! LOL
I admit defeat…… my other mare is in bad shape, and not “in the mood” for love or kinkiness.
It’s a good thing that we are putting up more fencing! We’re up to 3 pastures and dug holes for a 4th yesterday – I guess we’ll miss out on that hay…..
Oh, but I forgot – Beauty will do ANYTHING for food!
I can’t believe the gall of some of these people. The guy wanting a massage needs to get one of these:
http://www.ufree-horse.com/
And get rid of his real horses if he sells hay like that. LOL!
Do you think the guy with the hay would send me a photo…….of the HAY.
hay is expensive these days… and the man knows what he wants!
but there are NO 17.2H FRIESIANS!!! they just look big because their necks come straight up out of their shoulders.